Noticing people doing things that are not meant for a bar atmosphere = they are jealous haters

[Brooke Shields]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Among the few books that activate nearly zero synapses reading them, his works hold a prominent place.

I also believe, that he tried to hand-sell her f.e. "Into the Black" seeing her do this and she declined.

 

[Meownaw]

Hits a little too close to half hovel.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Pat's admitting that messing with fat retards like himself is just cruelty, nothing performative about it

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

It'd be like cracking open a brewski at the fuckin library

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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semi unrelated but women who refer to any women who display positive traits as "Pick Me's" need to die of cervical cancer.

 

[guest]

Seems like someone's a little ass-sore about the ribbing he takes for bringing a laptop to a bar.

 

[BillKlacks]

semi unrelated but women who refer to any women who display positive traits as "Pick Me's" need to die of cervical cancer.

How do you feel about giant cabbage patch dolls who say "ding ding ding"?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Back when I tended bar a guy called Mike used to come in who was also writing a book (never published). He used it as a crutch so he could sit in bars all day on his own drinking. He was a needy sociopath who got into a lot of CC debt with his champagne lifestyle, beer wages outlook on life.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Back when I tended bar a guy called Mike used to come in who was also writing a book (never published). He used it as a crutch so he could sit in bars all day on his own drinking. He was a needy sociopath who got into a lot of CC debt with his champagne lifestyle, beer wages outlook on life.

was he fat

 

[EraGodless]

Those are the arms of someone who benches 250, child.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

They are having fun, and Pat hates that.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

was he fat

I'd say he was doughy. The book was supposed to be about his life story, though to my knowledge he
never did anything remarkable. His flatmate evicted him for not paying rent after the floor fell out from under his stupid lifestyle. He came to the bar with all his lifes possessions and drank there until his mom showed up to take him home. Never saw him again. Dullard.

 

[FurBurger]

Some archives:
Original "next level hating" tweet.
I Suk Diq's tweet about performative behaviour.
Pat tries to get some heat, by calling him an ethnic slur.
Bonus (Thanks Slackjawed Cow!): Pat whines about a barfly hitting on him.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Isn’t that Nikki? He wouldn’t lie for attention, would he?
I hate his sentence fragments.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Sounds like Pat is jealous that table full of broads didnt pay him one bit of attention. He probably even sent a drink for the birthday skank and got no reply. Lol

 

[SFWA liaison]

not performative in any medical sense

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

It'd be like cracking open a brewski at the fuckin library

That'd be pretty fun ngl

You could get lit and have swordfights with the wooden newspaper rolls