Norton leaves hotel after ripping up unsatisfactory pillows

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This is who calls you a baby boy

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

How am I supposed to rest my octopus head comfortably? On top of knowing I'm a failure professionally, wasted all my money on prostitutes and will never find love?

 

[PhorkWielder]

I thought it was gonna be “rips a mean half and half gasser”

 

[guest]

I thought it was gonna be “rips a mean half and half gasser”

farts in mic

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HOLLLEEEEEY SHITTTTT.. PUSHES MIC AWAY...POUNDS DESK

sorry gentleman, It's really bruuuuuuuuutal today.
It's those fuuuuuuuuucking pretzels man, I was being a naughty little boy and ate half the bag last night.
It's part of being an addict, I can't help it. better than smoking crack/cocaine, right?
*looks around room, blinking, smiling*
I know the salt is bad for me but they're fucking delicious.

are they?

 

[Meownaw]

farts in mic

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HOLLLEEEEEY SHITTTTT.. PUSHES MIC AWAY...POUNDS DESK

sorry gentleman, It's really bruuuuuuuuutal today.
It's those fuuuuuuuuucking pretzels man, I was being a naughty little boy and ate half the bag last night.
It's part of being an addict, I can't help it. better than smoking crack/cocaine, right?
*looks around room, blinking, smiling*
I know the salt is bad for me but they're fucking delicious.

are they?

I don't eat salt because the sugar they put in there.
*Slathers mustard on his egg whites*

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I don't eat salt because the sugar they put in there.
*Slathers mustard on his egg whites*

I thought mustard was relatively okay for you. I know ketchup is loaded with sugar because I’m not 5.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Big words coming from a man who employed a Frankenstein to avoid confrontations on the road.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Big words coming from a man who employed a Frankenstein to avoid confrontations on the road.

“So I loaded up the car and then had to unload it when they found the pillows.” Translation-> I=Kenny

 

[Meownaw]

I thought mustard was relatively okay for you. I know ketchup is loaded with sugar because I’m not 5.

Maybe I just was reminded of his disgusting breakfast and that dumb quote.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Maybe I just was reminded of his disgusting breakfast and that dumb quote.

It’s definitely a retarded quote but you fawkin leave mustard out of this. That’s what I fawkin thought. I will forever laugh at “I don’t want coffee from those savages” being part of the intro on the show for years.

 

[Baron1of1]

I hate worm but this makes me laugh still though, you can almost hear the tears through the fake laughter and desk pounding.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I hate worm but this makes me laugh still though, you can almost hear the tears through the fake laughter and desk pounding.

One of my all-time favorite bits. Even back then Nana was a weird, drunken recluse, wandering around his cold, empty, lifeless lair with his gun, and watching niggerish bootleg DVDs on his instantly obsolete home theater system.

 

[1073waaf]

I thought mustard was relatively okay for you. I know ketchup is loaded with sugar because I’m not 5.

Mustard has a lot of salt which is loaded with sugar.

 

[Meownaw]

I hate worm but this makes me laugh still though, you can almost hear the tears through the fake laughter and desk pounding.

Still makes me howl. He really paints a picture of how pathetic Anthony's cumpound was.