Norm MacDonald was a good Christian.

[the_fugitive]

PURRHIOD.

 

[SensibleKeks]

He's up in heaven partying with our good friend Abe Vigoda. Sigh... I wish I were dead.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

He's probably doing clouds of coke with Farley. I fucking miss him man.

 

[Phish]

He's probably doing clouds of coke with Qadan. I fucking miss him man.

 

[CuntFucker]

I consult a rabbi often - Norm

 

[Sputnik]

Norm slams anti Christian comic

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

So obviously being a potato eating faggot molested by priests I was 'Catholic' when I was only a few hours old, my single mother was paid a visit by nuns who only referred to me as 'the bastard'...
Usually stoic grandad, although he killed niggers in Congo, threatened to strangle said nuns...
Anyway unfortunately in the 80s/90s the church still had a stranglehold on the country. Most schools were Catholic. Sure Richard Branson had to go to court to defend Virgin selling condoms in 1992! Women got arrested bringing condoms down from the North in the 70s...
Anyway I got myself out when you could pay 30€ and do that. Now they say 'just say you are' but on the registry it does not change...
So even though I'm athiest and don't give a fuck...
I will happily pray for St Mcdonalds eternal soul... Our fathers,(not that I'd know about that!) hail Marys, whatever..
Because he brought us so much joy in his life and posthumously.
Fatrick is the eternal gift and the blubber will keep that flame of Norm burning bright even after a stroke kills Fatty.
God bless Norm,
I'll fucking light a candle next time I pass the church.
Fuck I wonder how much Id have to pay to get a mass said for him...OK its about 20€...
Edit... Of course we know who will be dedicating the mass for good Christian Saint Norm

 

[1073waaf]

I consult a rabbi often - Norm

He was probably just shy locking. Norm was a degenerate gambler.

 

[NoBacon]

Norm slams anti Christian comic

that faggot reminds me of Ricky Gervais, OI YOU BELIEVE IN A MAN IN THE SKY? AHAHAHAHA! I LOVE ANIMALS

*crowd roars in approval*

I’m not a Christian, but god is real. Atheists think they’re the most rational people when they are the exact opposite. They believe everything exploded from nothing, for no reason - and that the universe can only be explained from the narrow minded science of humans, science they don’t understand and have never studied themselves.

 

[Sputnik]

I’m not a Christian, but god is real. Atheists think they’re the most rational people when they are the exact opposite. They believe everything exploded from nothing, for no reason - and that the universe can only be explained from the narrow minded science of humans, science they don’t understand and have never studied themselves.

Nail on the head my friend, I’ve never met someone who believes the universe is completely random and chaotic. Most people believe in some kind of architecture to our world they just scrap the divinity.

 

[NoBacon]

Nail on the head my friend, I’ve never met someone who believes the universe is completely random and chaotic. Most people believe in some kind of architecture to our world they just scrap the divinity.

I’m not one of those people but even those people who like to think they are being logical and following reason are doing it wrong by being atheist, by their own twisted sense of knowledge they should be agnostic.

Nobody knows anything, science can measure the physical realm to a point and it’s brilliant but it can’t answer why or how. It never will.

I’m completely open minded and I believe all religions are both rooted in a universal truth and completely perverse and twisted.