None of the Tomlinsons could survive on their mother's breast milk

[HotDogJoe]

As we already know, pig couldn't tolerate Mama Raven's rotten tit milk as a piglet and had to seek other forms of sustenance. However, it's also come to light that Mama Raven couldn't have her mother's breast milk either and had to drink goat's milk (wtf?). Not only that, but her aunt was raised on horse's "milk". Nature clearly didn't want this bloodline to survive...

Is Patrick S Tomlinson some kind of horrific horse/goat/pig/human hybrid?? I think we have all the evidence we need.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

He definitely ain't no horse. Jon, on the other hand...

 

[guest]

Mama Raven drinking goat's milk as a baby is fucking hilarious. I completely overlooked that because I thought it was a troll pretending to be her.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Aka “nature wanted me dead but through the miracle of modern science, I was able to live a life of obesity.”

 

[1073waaf]

Aren’t formula babies known for being dumber than breast fed kids? The government probably puts mind control drugs in it.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

do horses make milk or was she just jerking-it-off? I'm sorry, my zoology is a bit rusty

 

[MonsterSteve]

I like how he acts like he would have starved and died as a child (child). No, your fat pig face would have just gotten a bit fatter and more chinky. You would still be alive "god forbid".

 

[pattypatfatfat]

No mention of Kyle. I wonder if he was ok with raven milk.
Opens up an interesting discussion regarding the mother/baby bonding through feeding etc.
Was mama raven subconsciously more of a cunt to patrick?
Something in her maternal psyche rejects the piggly one as an abomination that cant even suckle from the being that birthed it.
I wonder how many times she stood over his crib with a pillow in her hand.
Kyle was definitely the Golden Boy.
Patrick was likely placated with whatever words/food/things worked the quickest. Just so as not to have to deal with him. Every time a re-assuring look would be thrown Kyle's way and from a young age he understood that Patrick wasn't the special son, he was the "special" son.

 

[DanFielding]

He wasn’t really allergic to his mother’s milk. Truth is Pat was a greedy little pig even as an infant and sucked so hard that Mama Raven stopped breast feeding him because it was too painful. She made up the story about an allergy so her special little boy wouldn’t feel bad about hurting his mommy.

 

[Dog Eater]

Pat survived on the milk Tommy bought home in his ass after a hard day of riding bulls.

 

[guest]

There’s no such thing as breast milk allergy, only bad mothers. Babies with “breast milk allergy” are allergic to something the mom is eating, she just has to stop doing that.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Tomlinson was adopted

Thats why momma raven doted on him so heavily

We must find his real parents

@RobertMewler get your people on this, I don’t wanna see your team on /pol/ until I get an answer to this

 

[guest]

I'm just imagining that fat pig as a little babe suckling on Mama Raven's dangling udders and then crying because of his lactose intolerance.

 

[guest]

OOPSIE DOODLES

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someone tweet this to his mom so she can feel like the worthless failure that she is. Also, don’t forget to ask Torque and his mother how his daughter handled her breastfeeding. Oh right, they wouldn’t know.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Our pig can't even suckle. Hilarious.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Look at her yearbook photo...18 going on 64. When Tommy shit out Fatrick, that breast milk was probably like blue chunk cheese at that fucking point.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

LOL nature has been trying to snuff out this bloodline for generations but they keep suckling the farm animals.

 

[JebJoh]

Not a nazi or anything but shouldn’t this family be gone by now?

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Uncle Paul Tomlinson tried feeding baby Pat milk through his erect penis

 

[Meownaw]

I swear that's his alt and not actually his mom.