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Nofap is bullshit. But so is porn.

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I'm fucking done with that shit. You just keep opening tab after tab after tab and the next thing you know you're Jim Norton.

I did nofap for 3 months and it was the best 3 months of my life, but fapping ain't the issue... the issue is porn. People have been jerking off since the dawn of man, but they haven't been clicking through ASMR South Korean girlfriend simulators for hours at a time.

I'm deleting my instagram, too many whores showing off their tits on there. I'm deleting all women off my facebook. Any movie I watch will be Christian-approved, since most movies and shows are pretty much porn.

Women/jews/porn = EVIL. I'm going back to working out, skateboarding every morning, and laughing at Patrick Tomlinson every night. I'm going to focus on my job again, instead of taking sick days to jack off.

DOUGIE'S BACK, BABY!

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Im a big fan of slapping a wet cunt after fingering their heckin pussies. They always go "EEE" or "OOO" and giggle
 
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Im a big fan of slapping a wet cunt after fingering their heckin pussies. They always go "EEE" or "OOO" and giggle
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Agree about the porn stuff, brothaman.

I try to look at it like eating. If you’re actually “hungry” you’ll eat some plain grilled chicken or a hard boiled egg. If you give yourself that option and decide “no, I don’t want that, let’s go get some Cheetos” then you’re not hungry.

If you’re really in need of a release, go with the pre-internet porn days of using the spankbank.
 
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Torque’sHeadBump said:
Agree about the porn stuff, brothaman.

I try to look at it like eating. If you’re actually “hungry” you’ll eat some plain grilled chicken or a hard boiled egg. If you give yourself that option and decide “no, I don’t want that, let’s go get some Cheetos” then you’re not hungry.

If you’re really in need of a release, go with the pre-internet porn days of using the spankbank.
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Jerking off from memory is where its at. That or jerking to yourself in the mirror like Dirk Diggler.

NoFap is nonsense for faggots. After 3-7 days of retention there is absolutely no difference in anything physical. Its entirely mental and constantly blue balling yourself isnt healthy either.

In fact, if you sweat while jerking it or having sex your body is releasing chemicals that signal youre in the mood. Women unconsciously can sense this...so the best thing to do is have a good sweaty jerk immediately before going out. Shell smell youre in the mood and youll last longer.

Thank me later.
 
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Norma Buster's Beefers said:
Jerking off from memory is where its at. That or jerking to yourself in the mirror like Dirk Diggler.

NoFap is nonsense for faggots. After 3-7 days of retention there is absolutely no difference in anything physical. Its entirely mental and constantly blue balling yourself isnt healthy either.

In fact, if you sweat while jerking it or having sex your body is releasing chemicals that signal youre in the mood. Women unconsciously can sense this...so the best thing to do is have a good sweaty jerk immediately before going out. Shell smell youre in the mood and youll last longer.

Thank me later.
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Say "in the mood" again, stupid
 
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