Nod more, you nervous queer.

[The Talking Dead]

 

[CruisinColin]

I skipped into it. Rogan describing Steven Segal movies:
"Guys get kicked and just get a little cut on their eyebrow and look kind of sexy."

It's amazing that Rogan was never funny and also barely able to hide his sexuality. He's a fucking comedian and he just wants to be taken seriously. Be funny you midget cunt.

 

[Single Action Army]

I skipped into it. Rogan describing Steven Segal movies:
"Guys get kicked and just get a little cut on their eyebrow and look kind of sexy."

It's amazing that Rogan was never funny and also barely able to hide his sexuality. He's a fucking comedian and he just wants to be taken seriously. Be funny you midget cunt.

"Alright, Mr. Rogan, you've demonstrated reasonable skill at hosting, announcing, podcasting, and commentating. Where is it you'd like to focus your career effort?"

"Stand-up."

 

[The Talking Dead]

"Alright, Mr. Rogan, you've demonstrated reasonable skill at hosting, announcing, podcasting, and commentating. Where is it you'd like to focus your career effort?"

"Stand-up."

There’s a joke to be made about Rogan choosing stand up as his career when he’s such a short lil fella but I’m too lazy to think of it.

 

[Single Action Army]

There’s a joke to be made about Rogan choosing stand up as his career when he’s such a short lil fella but I’m too lazy to think of it.

Stand-up? Barely! OHHHHHH!!! A-GUUUSHHH!!!

 

[hikomow633]

Standup to suck deez nuts

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

He's dressed like he is auditioning for a gay porno. 90's Rogan was a flamboyant metrosexual with shiny new hair plugs and hated drugs. Now he lives in Texas and has canned hunts like Dick Cheney and hangs around a bunch of fake alpha males so he can be around men but still look straight.

 

[EraGodless]

I'm Conan's height. It's really hard for me to picture Rogan being so short.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Replace the microphone with like a juicy pekah or somethin'

 

[Petworth dude]

Holy shit he's changed, and it's not just due to aging. This video might as well be a PSA on shy you shouldn't abuse steroids. HGH has basically turned his head into a bowling ball.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

"Alright, Mr. Rogan, you've demonstrated reasonable skill at hosting, announcing, podcasting, and commentating. Where is it you'd like to focus your career effort?"

"Stand-up."

His last Comedy Central special was hilarious. “She’s my wife and I’ll rape her if I want to.”

 

[Jack_Horner]

"Alright, Mr. Rogan, you've demonstrated reasonable skill at hosting, announcing, podcasting, and commentating. Where is it you'd like to focus your career effort?"

"Stand-up."

Marc Maron has the same defect. He's actually quite good at interviewing people. But for some reason, he focuses all his effort on stand up comedy and acting.

It's bizarre how many Jews want to larp as Woody Allen.

Remember how Norton used to claim that Allen was the best comedian?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Marc Maron has the same defect. He's actually quite good at interviewing people. But for some reason, he focuses all his effort on stand up comedy and acting.

It's bizarre how many Jews want to larp as Woody Allen.

Remember how Norton used to claim that Allen was the best comedian?

“It’s no Woody Allen’s moose bit.” Is it?

 

[Coonskin]

"I would do gay porn before doing a Steven Seagal movie"

Yeah we know, Joe

 

[Consensual Rapist]

 

[Guest]

Hes actually a PFG host. I liked him on fear factor

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Hes actually a PFG host. I liked him on fear factor

I was all fawkin' in with the NewsRadio.

 

[The Power 9_ Thief]

Stand-up? Barely! OHHHHHH!!! A-GUUUSHHH!!!

He’s so short his standup is like my sit down or sumptin tsssssss

 

[Chive Turkey]

There’s a joke to be made about Rogan choosing stand up as his career when he’s such a short lil fella but I’m too lazy to think of it.

He needs to stand up to be able to blow an average sized man.