No stlaker, you’re the stlaker, stlaker.

[TorqueWheeler]

Found on r/fatfaggotswithbitchtits

 

[Meownaw]

My ribs will never recover from his copy paste "do not contact me" then replying anyways.

 

[BudDickman]

If I was a Hooligans patron I would be very concerned about them handing my credit card information to some random person.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

'I am not a willing participant' as he texts you dozens of times.

Pure retardation. And fat.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Hahaha that exchange with 'I'm not the stlaker, stlaker. you are the stlaker, stlaker' is like something out of a Dr Seuss book.

How on earth can a person be this retarded? It's mind boggling.

 

[guest]

What an absolute lunatic

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

"You're not required to [ask me nicely to stop] but it would go a long way."

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

They can’t even hold the number, only the last 4 digits. Plus they can’t just give out financial information because some fat idiot claims someone went to a bar looking for him when he wasn’t even there. His mind is seriously warped from watching fantasy movies all day, he doesn’t exist in reality.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

You're right of course, if what he claims is true (probably isn't) hooligans could easily get sued out of business.

Pat has no idea what it's like to run a business, let alone even work for a day. Of course he doesn't realize what he is claiming

Just another in a long line of ridiculous Tomlinson Tales that make no sense if you think about them for ten seconds. It’d be so easy to make up a more believable lie but he’s such a retard he goes balls out on everything. There are three witnesses, they have the stlakers credit card info, the police are about to start interviewing suspects. All in the space between 1am and the next morning. What a fucking idiot. Fat too.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You're right of course, if what he claims is true (probably isn't) hooligans could easily get sued out of business.

Pat has no idea what it's like to run a business, let alone even work for a day. Of course he doesn't realize what he is claiming

It’s a very serious claim, with how Pat is talking that hooligans gave someone’s credit card info out would open them up to all kinds of shit. It’s almost identify theft and the person could claim the staff could use his financial info to make fraudulent purchases and open lines of credit in their name . That’s very serious, fat

 

[guest]

If you actually look at the link in the text message between s.w.i.m. and Patrick that I posted, it actually shows you what constitutes phone harassment. It's a misdemeanor, and to even meet that criteria you would have to threaten him with physical harm, intimidation, etc. Which I have never seen anyone doing.

He is so stupid that I was able to look up on a website what constitutes telephone harassment in the state of Wisconsin and prove him utterly wrong within 2 minutes.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Just another in a long line of ridiculous Tomlinson Tales that make no sense if you think about them for ten seconds. It’d be so easy to make up a more believable lie but he’s such a retard he goes balls out on everything. There are three witnesses, they have the stlakers credit card info, the police are about to start interviewing suspects. All in the space between 1am and the next morning. What a fucking idiot. Fat too.

And mind on a crime that didn’t happen. It’s not a crime to say “is that fat idiot Patrick here?” Which he wasn’t. Three people and the staff saw this and almost a day later called the police?

 

[Meownaw]

Had to pull my rig over reading this one

 

[Harry Powell]

I started laughing at “You understand falsely, aTalker” and it just got better from there. TYFYS

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

 

[Meownaw]

I am not a resident of The Zone, stlaker. Wait for the knock.

 

[Harry Powell]

I am not a resident of The Zone, atalker. Wait for the knock.

You ever read the book it’s all based on?

 

[Meownaw]

You ever read the book it’s all based on?

No I watched the Tarkovsky movie.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If you had the money and drive, you could even have their liquor license revoked/suspended.

This is the same shit he did to niki when he said "she will kill you on sight"
Motherfucker these are supposed to be people you care about and you're shooting them in the foot

Customer credit info is very serious, you need to actually commit a pretty serious crime (murder, etc) to pull the info of the last place used, not something that isn’t even close to a crime. Apple doesn’t even let police crack into a criminals i-phone unless it’s very serious and even then they push back over security reasons and the FBI needs to be involved at that point.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Customer credit info is very serious, you need to actually commit a pretty serious crime (murder, etc) to pull the info of the last place used, not something that isn’t even close to a crime. Apple doesn’t even let police crack into a criminals i-phone unless it’s very serious and even then they push back over security reasons and the FBI needs to be involved at that point.

The FBI is involved, little nothing. As is Interpol, Walker Texas Ranger and JD Shelnut, chief of police.

Quietly.