No pictures of who he's with. Weird.

[Clint Ruin]

 

[Clint Ruin]

Eating a shitty meal at a bar doesn't count as Thanksgiving round 1, pig. You got an empty stale bun instead of a roll.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Nice rolls from a can, you fat fag.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Who wants to bet he made a Thanksgiving meal for himself so people wouldn't think he's a lonely unlovable loser with no one who actually wants to spend time with him?

 

[Cuphead]

Who wants to bet he made a Thanksgiving meal for himself so people wouldn't think he's a lonely unlovable loser with no one who actually wants to spend time with him?

judging by how shitty it looks he probably did

 

[Udders]

I bet hes at home, is the table in the hovel round?

 

[guest]

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Ladies and gentlemen, Chef Swinelinstein is delighted to offer you tonight a sensational five-course meal inspired by a fusion of child trafficking and Hooligans bar slop.

Clockwise from top:
- Yellow Mush with Diarrhea Sauce
- Mashed Baby Eyes
- White Mush with Diarrhea Sauce
- Child Ribs with Baby Eye Sauce
- Pillsbury rolls with a half stick of butter.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

It’s at the hovel. The shitty utensils and mismatched Goodwill plate are the clues.

 

[Clint Ruin]

My favorite thing about this pic is the reflection of his fat head on the silverware

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

I'm hardly a cordon bleu chef but that has to rank as one of the top three most disgusting plates of food I've ever laid eyes on.

Can any autists confirm that this is Pat's table? I think the square plates look familiar...

 

[RobertMewler]

You know we can see you, right?

This is his hovel's 'dinnerware' (I first took this screenshot in June):

And that's their table:

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Round 2, and supposedly Round 3 tomorrow? I dont know a single fatass in the world that does this. Leftovers the next day in the microwave, sure. But another full blown meal? Comically fat move and the fact he’s alone both days makes it even better

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

2 in the afternoon he is eating "dinner". Bet these are leftovers niki brought back.

 

[guest]

Did I get stroke or what is this?
Anyone American please help me, not kidding I'm freaking out after seeing this picture.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

2 in the afternoon he is eating "dinner". Bet these are leftovers niki brought back.

You’re right. The rolls look a day old - if they were fresh, the butter would be melting.

The ham is pre-cut and comes from a casserole dish in the upper left. Note how thin the remaining ham is.

 

[Caverlock]

My favorite thing about this pic is the reflection of his fat head on the silverware

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Even in that distorted reflection you can tell he's balding.

Hairline hasn't budged in 20 years, child.

 

[guest]

Even in that distorted reflection you can tell he's balding.

Hairline hasn't budged in 20 years, child.

Caverlock please you have been one of the good ones, wtf is that on that picture? Is it supposed to be food or I am having a stroke?

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Who the fuck puts cranberry sauce on ham? And who puts butter on top of their rolls instead of opening them up and tucking the butter inside and spreading it so it melts? Why does he do everything so wrong and so fatly?

 

[potatopeeler63]

Did I get stroke or what is this?
Anyone American please help me, not kidding I'm freaking out after seeing this picture.

croissants from a can
Dry, burnt stuffing
Canned cranberries
Pre-sliced ham from a serving tray??
giant, unmelted pieces of butter
no placemat or proper napkins

Nobody eats like this except white trash bumfuck wisconsin fat rubes

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

This is just sad. It's only for us, but he's so retarded at doing everything.

No child, I'm not banned from Nikis Thanksgiving. In fact child, I'm having THREE Thanksgivings this year because I'm such a special popular little boy.