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No need for the treadmill anymore!

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie simp❤️
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Aren’t you not supposed to let the dog drag you all over the place?
 

lowend73

एंथोनी कमिया एक फगोट है
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You’re supposed to hold the lead crossbody, through both hands and wrapped around one for good control. And walk the dog at heel.

Which is going to be murder on his weak arms & wrists and shoulders, but it’s got to be done I’m afraid.

He really doesn’t know anything about anything useful.
Unless it’s on Modern Marvels or How It’s Made, that dumb wop is going to get someone killed. It’s as bad as all the white girls buying Pitbulls and dressing them up
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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Buddy of mine has a Malinois and while it’s a nice dog to me, I couldn’t be bothered owning one. Constant training, walking, and they’re not necessarily the friendliest. I’ve never seen the dog relax. I love that AntH waited until his 60s to get a high energy dog lol. He’s almost as stupid as his OLDER BROTHER
 

bumbum8

It died on the vine
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Feel like the one of the first set of rules they give you about owning a dog is you need to let it know you own the house and are in charge, but sure letting it tear up one of your good pairs of pants while you giggle and pet it is going to show it who's boss.

I knew it'd be a fast grower, but that thing is going to be eating the lumber out the walls by the end of this month. I know I said it before, but they better make sure it's full and happy. Missy can outrun it but Nana is finished if it gets pissed off.
 
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