No, I will not press #1 for English

[Nigger John]

Fuck you!! Nigger!!!

 

[Phish]

Whatre you, rayciss? Fuckin big get

 

[FalconeFanClub]

Imagine pressing buttons? Just fucking scream “operator” into the phone like I do until a real human picks up. Except some of the newer answering systems are getting smarter and literally won’t pass you along to a support person unless you give them information.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

are you going to press numero dos para espanol? I fuck up & do that from time to time, it's no buneo, chupar mi verga & shit.

 

[CQ Beans]

Fuck you!! Nigger!!!

You will if you’re in this country!

 

[Nigger John]

You will if you’re in this country!

Or today, not tomorrow… not ever!!!

 

[Mustard]

Literally if 50 to a 100 million english speaking americans moved south to mexico we could reverse this

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Up here we get Chinese scam callers. One for Canadian two for commie subverter. If you press two and then start speaking English they'll just hang up.

ANYONE can do it

 

[1073waaf]

You press one for English and then you get SOME INDIAN who BARELY speaks the language. Thanks LIBTARDS!!! #maga #usaindistress

 

[Brooke Shields]

You're the reason they make "Press #1 for spanish, for english stay on the line"

You made spanish #1 you traitor

 

[Dog Eater]

I’m ok with this in Texas and California only.

 

[DMAN]

You can’t claim your benefits then.