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These two are essentially separated, right? I suspect they live in different units of the half hovel at this point. I'm sure it's only a matter of time until he'll be missing his second, better ex wife.
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Even odds on that bet.I speculate they are both fat retards.
Pat will try to make the marriage work to not let the atalkers win. But Nikki has no dog in that race. They have no children. He is a drain on her finances. He is a drain on her time. He is a drain in any kind of ambition or dream life that she could hope to achieve. If she leaves him, the form email hacking will stop and her life can return to the halcyon days before she ever ran into that nothing.
It's impossible she WON'T leave.
Once his costs outweigh the disability checks she gets for babysitting him then he's done. They're both probably at least debating plotting each other's murders with their respective mommies with plans to make it look like the work of atalkers
In your scenario Pat called SWAT on his own half of the hovel; you have to account for why he's sleeping in the other half (which is usually occupied by renters).I don’t think there’s marital stress between the two of them...
I think you were the one that said this yesterday, about how he moved into one part of the hovel, so he could call in the Swat to the other half. I'm sure he has sheets he can pop on the other bed, as he gets his whole master plan into motion. Wouldn't take long, and Patrick is the kind of guy that can do the busy work that leads to his own comfort, while completely missing the big picture and important little details that would make a caper like this successful.In your scenario Pat called SWAT on his own half of the hovel; you have to account for why he's sleeping in the other half (which is usually occupied by renters).
My theory is they're "taking a break", and Nikki left town so that Pat can move his shit into the other half of the hovel.
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