Nikki's Prolapsed Anus, what's going on big guy?

[Brooke Shields]

You used to be the most dangerous Pat harasser on the forum(as Wormkiller) then you say you're going to rehab at the end of April

WWAWT Alcohol Treatment

Seriously though, I'll see you beautiful motherfuckers in about a week or two. I'll let you know if anything funny happens while I'm in there. Edit: it's this or parole violation, so I'll take this over being locked up until 2024

new.onaforums.net

You log in with your alt account since you forgot your password.
Then one night you go on a lonely drunken/high posting spree where the posts aren't even legible because you're too fucked up to read what you're trying to write. I can't even find any to use as example they were so fucked.
You're out another 2 weeks from another rehab completion

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/im-back-from-rehab-and-see-things-clearly-now-dun-mullen-is-actually-pretty-cool.14366/

But now it's only forum posters you're going after, no Fatrick texts anymore, no talk of fights, what did they do to you in there Wormkiller? Did they convince you Pat-posting is detrimental to your health?

I want you to go back to the way you used to be
and what way was that?
Less gay.

@admin can you give Wormkiller his password back as @Ricci Ryda so he doesn't have to shit the board up as his new rehab-approved character

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Codumbo ova here.

 

[guest]

You used to be the most dangerous Pat harasser on the forum(as Wormkiller) then you say you're going to rehab at the end of April
[URL unfurl="true"]https://new.onaforums.net/threads/wwawt-alcohol-treatment.14120/[/URL]

You log in with your alt account since you forgot your password.
Then one night you go on a lonely drunken/high posting spree where the posts aren't even legible because you're too fucked up to read what you're trying to write. I can't even find any to use as example they were so fucked.
You're out another 2 weeks from another rehab completion
[URL unfurl="true"]https://new.onaforums.net/threads/im-back-from-rehab-and-see-things-clearly-now-dun-mullen-is-actually-pretty-cool.14366/[/URL]

But now it's only forum posters you're going after, no Fatrick texts anymore, no talk of fights, what did they do to you in there Wormkiller? Did they convince you Pat-posting is detrimental to your health?

I want you to go back to the way you used to be
and what way was that?
Less gay.

@admin can you give Wormkiller his password back as @Ricci Ryda so he doesn't have to shit the board up as his new rehab-approved character

Why do you care faggot? Nothing gayer then gay niggas talking about how gay it's gotten.


Mrs. Shields, eat my asshole you unfunny, nosey, bitch.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think when those niggers shitkicked him, they rattled his brain around and it's affected him. He started offering up weird amounts of personal information and seemed totally different. I gave myself a concussion the other day like a stupid fuck and it's not fun not being able to think or focus properly.

I love Wormkiller by the way, until all the Ricci Rydin' he had my favorite username/flair/avatar picture combo.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Yeah, it's almost as if he took on an entirely different way of writing and posting when he became NPA. Sheesh...

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Wormkiller is so bad at maintaining cover whilst doing a bit that we were pretty much able to convince everyone this acct was run by him by pretending to fold under the slightest questioning.

03-17-22 Performance Report: Wormkiller

Rather than spew a bunch of stats at you, as is customary with these inter-branch reports I keep receiving, management has decided that the best way to motivate you is to highlight all instances of individual malfeasance, violence, pedophilia, misogyny, pedophilia, racism, sexism, pedophilia...

new.onaforums.net

If he's pretending to be staying sober for his PO on 1 account and posting babbling nonsense whilst high and issuing countdown threats that lead to absolutely nothing with his alt, he deserves an Academy Award. Fuck it, we'll present it to him if it's true.

 

[Guest]

NPA is not WormKiller IMO. Just doesn’t sound the same. I like Wormkiller, but I feel he’s somewhat more retarded than NPA.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Why do you care faggot? Nothing gayer then gay niggas talking about how gay it's gotten.


Mrs. Shields, eat my asshole you unfunny, nosey, bitch.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

NPA is not WormKiller IMO. Just doesn’t sound the same. I like Wormkiller, but I feel he’s somewhat more retarded than NPA.

It's definitely not. Some of you guys seriously need to linger much longer.

 

[guest]

@Nikki's Prolapsed Anus is one of the few who’s willing to stir up this hornet’s nest a bit. He’s cool in my book.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

@Nikki's Prolapsed Anus is one of the few who’s willing to stir up this hornet’s nest a bit. He’s cool in my book.

I keep seeing a lot of "the infighting is never actually funny" but it totally is sometimes.

 

[guest]

I keep seeing a lot of "the infighting is never actually funny" but it totally is sometimes.

If you just don’t take it too seriously and roll with the punches it’s pretty fucking funny sometimes. Most people just have a stick up their ass. Pardon my French, Abe.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

@Nikki's Prolapsed Anus is one of the few who’s willing to stir up this hornet’s nest a bit. He’s cool in my book.

If you just don’t take it too seriously and roll with the punches it’s pretty fucking funny sometimes. Most people just have a stick up their ass. Pardon my French, Abe.

THEN COME UP WITH SOME NEW MATERIAL YOURSELF YOU TEDIOUS, UNFUNNY FAGGOT

You got lost, bro. These Dutch incel faggots are rotting your brain.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I know who it is....

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I know who it is....
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Fuck! I shouldn't have DM'd him those pictures of my kids!

 

[BUBBLER]

I keep seeing a lot of "the infighting is never actually funny" but it totally is sometimes.

Yeah Boomia week was fucking hilarious. The Forums, Farms, and the Podcast all butthurt over a retarded fat wop

 

[ChildSpitTake]

@Nikki's Prolapsed Anus is one of the few who’s willing to stir up this hornet’s nest a bit. He’s cool in my book.

I've realized NPA is an acquired taste, thou a sophisticated one. There's nuance to what he does instead of smashing a wall over and over again with the same old tired shit. The countdown bit is a righteous evolution in Mullenposting.