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What do you think Niki's exit strategy is from her life of misery and pain?
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Niki's exit strategy
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She has none. Pat will die and then she’ll finally wonder why she feels better all of a sudden
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If Niki divorced Pat he would make her have to pay him alimony. We saw how much of a pain in the ass he can be with the rights to his only child and begging the court so he doesn’t have to pay child support. I don’t use this word often (even here!) but Pat is a nigger and will act like a total nigger if Niki tries to divorce him.
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She’s on so many depression / anti anxiety meds she won’t realize it. According to Pat she can’t even function without being heavily medicated.
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Use one of those sidewalk powerwashers to clean her pussy out.
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her exit strategy is the lottery as in the MPD either settling or losing their second, better lolsuit.
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Her winning the lottery and leaving would be the funniest. Pat would be so pissed about how the money is 50% his.
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Fuck, that would be even better. They get a huge payday from MPD and she takes it all in the divorce.
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Here's where I'm optimistic: all of the evidence of Pat being a piece of shit, ALL OF IT, makes Niki sympathetic and a victim and Pat has to pay the divorce bills that Lynne footed.
It's the only situation in history where I root for the women unconditionally; it all started with Pat, he didn't nip it in the bud, and it's not like Niki and Lynne make off with more money. They break even (more or less considering the lawyer's fees) and Pat moves back in with his cunt mother and blowjob enthusiast father because he won't work at Target where he belongs.
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But she'd have to share 50% of that with Pat if she was still married.
If she divorces now, it's a huge sunken cost, but might be better for her in the long term.
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He’s insane
You can’t look at those two pics and claim you haven’t gained weight.
You can’t look at those two pics and claim you haven’t gained weight.
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This one made me laugh
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The premise is faulty as it assumes Niki is rational thinker. She had the choice to leave Pat or fully embrace her role as the victimized wife of the world's greatest and most innocent victim and chose to stand by her man. This is her life now. Enjoy misery.
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Six foot even lol
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Nikki I will marry you for your mom's dowery and all your Pat stories. You will have to be okay with frequent cheating however.
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She doesn't plan anything, she has the time preference of a goldfish thanks to prescription medications.
It will be some fucked up combination of these two predictions. She will barely process his death but will be immensely happier with him gone. Her mother will probably move in with her or have Nik move into her home and will babysit her until she passes at which point Nikis fate is a big red
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Pat came out of Mama Raven's cunt 6' even.
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I used to enjoy when Honey Badger would text Pat and when Pat would go into "no stlaker" mode, HB would be like "I'm not a stlaker, it's me, Honey Badger!" like an affable pal. Jovial badger is the best bit.