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Niki was in her mid-30s when he wrote this.

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EraGodless

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That doesn’t even make sense.
he just saw his eggs were dry and shoehorned a dry ovaries hack joke for twitter likes because he’s a white trash rube who uses pam spray and not coconut/olive oil

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So he was planning on putting his greasy fat bacon fingers on that Star Fags book while he was #stuffingmyfatface & #amreading ? Cultural void.
 

Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock

Those breeches will stay open!
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That doesn’t even make sense.
he just saw his eggs were dry and shoehorned a dry ovaries hack joke for twitter likes because he’s a white trash rube who uses pam spray and not coconut/olive oil

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Piggys blatantly intentional placement of his Soy Wars tripe always makes me laugh. I’d love to throw all of his belongings into an incinerator.
 
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That doesn’t even make sense.
he just saw his eggs were dry and shoehorned a dry ovaries hack joke for twitter likes because he’s a white trash rube who uses pam spray and not coconut/olive oil

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First of all, that looks more like an omelette than scrambled eggs. Overcooked doesn't cover it.

Secondly, that's a breakfast for a man who's going to be working outdoors all day, not a queer whose day consists of sitting on a couch tweeting before driving to a bar and parking his fat arse on a stool until he drives home drunk. No wonder he's fat.
 

Ladynyahh

Big Jewish tits
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That doesn’t even make sense.
he just saw his eggs were dry and shoehorned a dry ovaries hack joke for twitter likes because he’s a white trash rube who uses pam spray and not coconut/olive oil

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I guess I liked Star Wars, those movies watch pretty good, but would I own a book about Star Wars art or have a Star Wars mug? No, because I'm not an obese faggot.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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That doesn’t even make sense.
he just saw his eggs were dry and shoehorned a dry ovaries hack joke for twitter likes because he’s a white trash rube who uses pam spray and not coconut/olive oil

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Pats stand up comedy on a plate. Just dry and lacks creativity.
 
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