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Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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Oooo chicklets chicklets sir! Guatalamazda? Those fucking derby hats!

This one has maybe my favorite Anthony Dice line, about Palin and Maher "She is a cunt, but he's a FAGGOT!" the little pause before he throws it out there is perfect. Ant could be desperately unfunny, but this is not one of those times. "Time Warner Cable is like hoor that won't fuck! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" Even Derosa wasn't irritating in this.
 

Meownaw

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This one has maybe my favorite Anthony Dice line, about Palin and Maher "She is a cunt, but he's a FAGGOT!" the little pause before he throws it out there is perfect. Ant could be desperately unfunny, but this is not one of those times. "Time Warner Cable is like hoor that won't fuck! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" Even Derosa wasn't irritating in this.
I like Derosa unlike others here. Anthony's impression of time warner cable makes me howl.
 

Meownaw

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His laugh is either just right or entirely wrong. He's a great punching bag, Patrice getting him all flustered about Hitchcock is slow-smoked ribs. "Hitchcock stinks!"
I liked when he left the studio because they were talking about Up in the Air and he comes back and Anthony then spoils the movie. He was a great punching bag.

One of my all time favorites.
 
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