Nice poison in everything, stupids

[Smeckler's Powder]

https://www.consumerreports.org/health/food-safety/lead-and-cadmium-in-dark-chocolate-a8480295550/

 

[Dog Eater]

Good thing I never eat American chocolate on account of it tasting like a dog’s anus.

 

[1073waaf]

Good thing I never eat American chocolate on account of it tasting like a dog’s anus.

Sorry you don’t like the taste of freedom, libtard.

 

[JebJoh]

Good thing I never eat American chocolate on account of it tasting like a dog’s anus.

What’s your take on American dog anus?

 

[Dog Eater]

Day 1 of an old school no-chocolate, no-carbs, only CADMIUM and LEAD diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz mercury and arsenic) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to heavy metals, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm. ​

 

[Dog Eater]

What’s your take on American dog anus?

I prefer to buy from Mexico, less corn syrup.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

You know what dude, they putting lead in your chocolate, poison in your vaccine. It's like they're tryna kill us yaknow?

 

[1073waaf]

You know what dude, they putting lead in your chocolate, poison in your vaccine. It's like they're tryna kill us yaknow?

The FDA is so shmarmy, dude.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

You get your vaxxx, get your updoots, then - boom, you get the arrhythmia and the sudden death.

 

[Heyfellas]

Good thing I never eat American chocolate on account of it tasting like a dog’s anus.

I heard Ron Bennington’s fat ass say something like this once and it made me giggle

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I was waiting to read something about the environmental impact from cacao harvesting to find the real motive behind this warning and was surprised when I didn’t.

 

[Stent]

Fat girls will now blame the lead in chocolate for their weight.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

bunch of it in my zeppelins or sumpthin

 

[Stent]

bunch of it in my zeppelins or sumpthin

Boomiafy that.

 

[TheNanaDook]

This is Jews fault somehow

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Boomiafy that.

It's too on the nose, even for me.

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

This is Jews fault somehow

this but unironically

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I've worked in a lot of food manufacturing plants. The food made in the US and exported out has to be a different recipe because the chemicals used are banned in other countries.

Plants also don't like recalls because Corp gets pissed and it his the plants budget so even contaminated food goes out because the chances of there being a problem are small. One bottling company I worked at their mixing tank had a cleaning acid valve wired backwards. For 3 months when using that tank they added acid to the product. When I brought it up the supervisor told me to keep quiet because we didn't want a recall. We also went through 10 gallons of hydraulic fluid on the canning machine a day somehow.

Bakeries are bad because they don't do more than the minimum for bugs. If you look under a mixer there's plenty of stuff crawling around. But they swear none get in the dough.

I worked at McDonald's and know how bad the food is there when being made. I work at food manufacturing and know how bad the food is you eat at home.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

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I've worked in a lot of food manufacturing plants. The food made in the US and exported out has to be a different recipe because the chemicals used are banned in other countries.

Plants also don't like recalls because Corp gets pissed and it his the plants budget so even contaminated food goes out because the chances of there being a problem are small. One bottling company I worked at their mixing tank had a cleaning acid valve wired backwards. For 3 months when using that tank they added acid to the product. When I brought it up the supervisor told me to keep quiet because we didn't want a recall. We also went through 10 gallons of hydraulic fluid on the canning machine a day somehow.

Bakeries are bad because they don't do more than the minimum for bugs. If you look under a mixer there's plenty of stuff crawling around. But they swear none get in the dough.

I worked at McDonald's and know how bad the food is there when being made. I work at food manufacturing and know how bad the food is you eat at home.

But I thought in 1898 that Association of Official Agricultural Chemists (now AOAC International) establishes a Committee on Food Standards headed by Dr. Wiley and that America had the greatest food in the whole world?

Yeah, I worked at a Pepper and Onion processing plant that sent stuff the next town over to Ore-Ida where it got turned into the shit for supermarkets. Knowing what I know now, they must be dyeing the peppers green, red, etc in there, because the shit we were sending them.........yeah, not good. I saw all kinds of rotten, awful shit make it past quality control.

 

[TheNanaDook]

this but unironically

I was not being ironic in the slightest