Nice ancient coronation ritual, stupids

[Torque’sHeadBump]

@McGowan6 wtf is going on here?

Did they do the same thing when you were at Elizabeth II’s coronation?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

We used to own these "people", now they own us, wha happen?

 

[guest]

I'm not watching it. Faggot Charles is already showing his true colours (no pun intended.) I'm pretty liberal (in the traditional English sense) but he's making the coronation about him, which it isn't supposed to be. His mother understood the role. Just be. He's a pompous, thin-skinned, whining cunt who thinks he's a lot cleverer than he actually is and thinks people want to hear his views on things. I think he might actually bring the whole institution down.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

His mother understood the role.

What was she like?

 

[guest]

What was she like?

The Queen?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

The Queen?

Yeah, you know, because you’re old…

 

[guest]

I'm younger than Pat, child.

 

[Fat little piggy]

Hey @McGowan6 is it true that everyone is supposed to recite a pledge to the new King at the same time. Also is that more or less gay then when they had everyone bang pits and pans at the same time every night during covid?

 

[guest]

Hey @McGowan6 is it true that everyone is supposed to recite a pledge to the new King at the same time. Also is that more or less gay then when they had everyone bang pits and pans at the same time every night during covid?

I read something about that, but I suspect it was Daily Mail bollocks.

I think just poor people did the clap for the NHS thing.

 

[Dog Eater]

I’m actually the Archbishop of Canterbury and we all ejaculated our semen into the anointing oil so that we could finger paint Charles with our cum.

 

[Turk February]

If I was king I would get a bunch of knights together and send them on a quest. It would be cool.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

HA HA HOLE EE SHIT. It's even more patronizing than when a US politician does this stuff.

Biden, for example, has actually met a black person before and lived in cities with black people....but does anyone actually think "King" Charles is into black gospel and enjoys what they're doing?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

If I was king I would get a bunch of knights together and send them on a quest. It would be cool.

Same

 

[1073waaf]

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@McGowan6 wtf is going on here?

Did they do the same thing when you were at Elizabeth II’s coronation?

Where’s Michael Richards when you need him?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

HA HA HOLE EE SHIT. It's even more patronizing than when a US politician does this stuff.

Biden, for example, has actually met a black person before and lived in cities with black people....but does anyone actually think "King" Charles is into black gospel and enjoys what they're doing?

Imagine having the insane privilege of growing up in an environment where you can totally avoid them, and then when it’s finally YOUR SHOW you let them dance on the floor of the abbey where your ancestors have been crowned for almost a millennium.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Charles is the brother of Andrew and the "father" of Harry. That's all you need to know about what kind of person he is.

 

[bumbum8]

I guess it's my Texan American bullshit ego or whatever, but I just could not imagine myself gladly robing up and participating in any of this shit.
Everyone is harping on the gospel singers, if that's what they are, because I'm not watching that portion of cringe, but I don't know, what's the point? He's old as fuck, he doesn't seem "graceful" at all. The next one after him is already bald and weak looking.

Whatever happened to the days of celebrating royalty by having fountains of wine and fields of gold cloth and debauchery and big joints of roast meat?

 

[guest]

I guess it's my Texan American bullshit ego or whatever, but I just could not imagine myself gladly robing up and participating in any of this shit.
Everyone is harping on the gospel singers, if that's what they are, because I'm not watching that portion of cringe, but I don't know, what's the point? He's old as fuck, he doesn't seem "graceful" at all. The next one after him is already bald and weak looking.

Whatever happened to the days of celebrating royalty by having fountains of wine and fields of gold cloth and debauchery and big joints of roast meat?

I’m with bumbum8. Fuck this corny shit

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Id love to be the king because I’d look right into the camera after I got crowned and say “you’re never getting your artefacts back, so stop asking.”

 

[Turk February]

Id get a karaoke machine out and go "it's good to be kiiing, if just for a while, to be there in velvet, yeah to give them a smile, it's good to get high, and never come down, it's good to be king, of your own little town." And everyone would clap and yell and sing along, and the news man would say "even though Tom Petty was probably a better singer, it means so much more when he sings it because he actually is a king." It would be very fun.