Nice 1.7 GPA, Stupid (Patrick's High School Transcript)

[LosGradosDeElCerdo]

You guys, I think we might be fucking with a literal retard. Does this count as an Oopsie Doodles?

found in r/[email protected]

Look who was in no clubs, sports, etc. (how the fuck were there 26 people dumber than him??):

And you'll never guess who failed Geometry, Algebra II, Physics and Chemistry, quit Spanish II after a semester, and somehow managed a D+ in Health and C+ in PE. There's so much here to enjoy. Please do have fun:

Better version of 10th grade:

 

[guest]

You guys, I think we might be fucking with a literal retard. Does this count as an Oopsie Doodles?

found in r/[email protected]

Look who was in no clubs, sports, etc. (how the fuck were there 26 people dumber than him??):

And you'll never guess who failed Geometry, Algebra II, Physics and Chemistry, quit Spanish II after a semester, and somehow managed a D+ in Health and C+ in PE. There's so much here to enjoy. Please do have fun:

Better version of 10th grade:

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[guest]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHAAAAAAHAHHAHAYAYAYYYAAHAHAAUUAUAYAUAAHAHAHAYAHAYAYAYAYAHAHAYHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Stent]

HA HA HA! HO-LEE SHIT!

Pants shitting retard.

 

[Clint Ruin]

 

[Mike Glyer]

You guys, I think we might be fucking with a literal retard. Does this count as an Oopsie Doodles?

found in r/[email protected]

Look who was in no clubs, sports, etc. (how the fuck were there 26 people dumber than him??):

And you'll never guess who failed Geometry, Algebra II, Physics and Chemistry, quit Spanish II after a semester, and somehow managed a D+ in Health and C+ in PE. There's so much here to enjoy. Please do have fun:

Better version of 10th grade:

Holy shit...and he's giving talks and science like he's not a literal retard with no sense of shame.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

good Lord LOL. Any chance we can get his SAT scores?

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

 

[ChildlessHambino]

Hahahhahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha WHAT A FUCKING DOPE

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I think we are taunting an actual retard.

 

[Clint Ruin]

He oddly looks more normal that way

 

[Heyfellas]

This is why he yelled at josiah. All his teachers knew he was a dumb fuck.

 

[ActionJackson]

good Lord LOL. Any chance we can get his SAT scores?

Dude, no way Porklinson took the SAT.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

fat fuck didn't even try out for debate, probably because they wouldn't allow him to do it from a seated position

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[Say “Cookie”]

What a retard. This proves his IQ is at down syndrome levels.

 

[ChildlessHambino]

What the fuck was he doing with his free time back then? Certainly not working or extracurricular activities

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

A FUCKING D IN ALGEBRA

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

This is one of those moments I start to feel bad for him. Then I remember what a cunt he is.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Even the burnouts got better grades than Lonely Patty. Dropping out of community college was his educational pinnacle.