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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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I saw this on an old post and thought it could be Good for some twitter lawfs. Elvis S Tomlinson where he insults Pat all day as Elvis. “Pats just a hunka hunka ton of fat” something about the Half House Rock, and so forth. Be fun to add another to the many rascals that bother Pat
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DeadWithoutMyDavid

xe/xim/xey
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As the snow flies
On a cold and gray Milwaukee mornin'
A poor little infant baby child is born
In the ghetto
(In the ghetto)

And his Mama Raven cries
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It is another special handsome boy's mouth to feed
In the ghetto
(In the ghetto)
People, don't you understand
The infant baby child needs a helping hand
Or he'll grow to be an angry fat man some day
 

DominusOdium

GenCon Writers Symposium Special Guest
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Are you loathsome tonight
Have you piss teeth tonight?
Are you sorry your couch smells of fart?
Does your memory stray to that convention stay
When Jon cucked you and took your sweetheart?

Do the rooms in your half house seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your three chins and receding hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, or empty like your brain?
Tell me Pat, are you loathsome tonight?
 
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Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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I saw this on an old post and thought it could be Good for some twitter lawfs. Elvis S Tomlinson where he insults Pat all day as Elvis. “Pats just a hunka hunka ton of fat” something about the Half House Rock, and so forth. Be fun to add another to the many rascals that bother Pat
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A little less conversation,
A little more parent-ing
 
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