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Consuming five gallons of cum a day: confirmed.
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Putting it on backwards is completely ridiculous! Who can even imagine that?
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Papa Clown had some weird expressions for when the cowboys he sucked off had small dicks
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“All hat and no cattle” is the usual expression, but Pat had to invent something dumb rather than use the standard. His father likely never said it, just as his parents never had #DLTIW on their refrigerator.
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Wonder if Pat's dad was pro-mass-illegal immigration to the millions?
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Says the 43 year old idiot that wears his hat backwards like a douchebag.
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Remember the stretch lines all over Rick's backwards cool guy cap at the most recent Pedocon, because he bought it before his head had swollen to it's current rotundity but he is in denial even deeper than he's in the closet?
That was really funny.
That was really funny.
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I'm glad pat got this nugget as most of Tommy's insights are lost to time as they were mumbled around a mouthful of cowboy dick.
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Ol' classic conservative Pat, belittling those defending the borders, language and culture of our once great nation. Nothing more conservative than eagerly accepting truck loads of illegal immigrants into the country until we become a third world shit hole.
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Pat's undersized clothes make him look like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.
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And the bag is also made of shit
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Perhaps more than that
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Papa Clown ingested 5 gallons of jizz per month back in his gloryhole heyday. At least that's according to rumors (and several reputable news sources).