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[JayFirebrand2]

We could respond to Fatrick's tweets/posts/texts in third person like this:

"I ran a half marathon"

LIE ALERT
FACT: FATRICK IS OBESE AND CANNOT RUN

"The stlaker talked to three of my friends"

LIE ALERT
FACT: FATRICK HAS NO FRIENDS

"I was having sex with my wife.."

LIE ALERT
FACT: FATRICK'S WIFE IS A NOTORIOUS BULLDYKE

"My family has been threatened."

LIE ALERT
FACT: WHAT FAMILY ANOTHER MAN IS RAISING FATRICK'S DAUGHTER

"I was at the gym when.."

LIE ALERT
FACT: FATRICK IS MORBIDLY OBESE

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

NAZI ALERT
FACT: PATRICK S. TOMLINSON WENT TO AUSCHWITZ FOR HIS HONEYMOON

 

[Raymond]

I'm all in with annoying repetition. It drives people nuts, especially when they think you yourself wouldn't realize how stupid it is.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

NAZI ALERT
FACT: PATRICK S. TOMLINSON WENT TO AUSCHWITZ FOR HIS HONEYMOON

The lingering scent of lice-ridden piles of jew corpses in the air primes the pig for a night with Niki.

EDIT: I'm a typoing fool.

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[Asuka]

View attachment 24431

User is not White. Block and report.

 

[RobertMewler]

NAZI ALERT
FACT: PATRICK S. TOMLINSON WENT TO AUSCHWITZ FOR HIS HONEYMOON

LIE ALERT
FACT: IT WAS DACHAU, CHILD. I'M SORRY YOU'RE SO STUPID

 

[CuntFucker .]

What the fuck is with this loser cuntfucker
Does anyone even like him?

I don't even want to be liked.

But many people here like me, thank you very much.

 

[guest]

I'm all in with annoying repetition. It drives people nuts, especially when they think you yourself wouldn't realize how stupid it is.

You mean like:

Cyberstalker. Report for impersonation and block.

You have been instructed to cease contacting this phone number. Continuing to do so constitutes felony telephone harassment. Do not contact this number again.

Yes, child.

No, child.

 

[Raymond]

You mean like:

Cyberstalker. Report for impersonation and block.

You have been instructed to cease contacting this phone number. Continuing to do so constitutes felony telephone harassment. Do not contact this number again.

Yes, child.

No, child.

Not gonna deny that the occasional mindless "Wrong as always, stlaker" drives me nuts.

 

[guest]

Not gonna deny that the occasional mindless "Wrong as always, atalker" drives me nuts.

DO THE BIT GOOD BOY

 

[Chive Turkey]

Not gonna deny that the occasional mindless "Wrong as always, atalker" drives me nuts.

Drives me nuts through chronic rib pain. That stuff's just funny to me at this point.

His insufferable takes on current events are what gets me. I've gone through a few cycles where I tapped out of Patposting during downtime because all the content was just him droning on about politics in a pathetically uninformed and needlessly antagonistic manner.

A large part why I come to places like this is to get some respite from the constant barrage of stupid political ranting everywhere else, so that shit wears me down pretty quick.

 

[Sputnik]

Felony Assault for words child, You have been instructed to turn yourself over to the authorities. Disregard of lawful orders will resort in execution due to Habeass corpus.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

LIFE ALERT
this elderly gentleman fell in a Hot Topic and now thinks he's a space writer - if you see him please call the SFWA