Neighbor locked herself out overnight.

[aRTie02150]

I watched as she had to enter through her own window at 2am. I could have offered some help, but absolutely made sure to just sit and watch. Nothing but crying and moaning from her since. I can hear every conversation she has because she talks on her lanai like it's a soundproof room. She apparently lost her wallet too because she's noticing charges on her card and has been on the phone all day calling bars asking for help. She hasn't changed her locks since (obviously because she's an idiot) so I'm kinda hoping someone just enters the unit and robs her when she's at work tomorrow. Nice job being an irresponsible adult, stupid.

How you fellas doing?

 

[captain_kamala]

holy shit i thought my parents were the only people gay enough to have a lanai!! never heard anyone else use the word

 

[guest]

I laughed so hard at the thought of some bitch struggling to climb through her window, and that serch face in your avatar just staring at her like that from the shadows.

Is she hot?

 

[aRTie02150]

holy shit i thought my parents were the only people gay enough to have a lanai!! never heard anyone else use the word

I learned it when I moved here. I called it my porch once and I was looked at like I was low class.

 

[captain_kamala]

last time i locked myself out was on my 21st bday in madrid spain. the only way i could get in was jumping out a window 2 stories up down to the patio but i didn't want to risk breaking a bone. so i called my friend jesus he had me come over and he boned me. i got the key the next day from the portero (doorman).

 

[aRTie02150]

I laughed so hard at the thought of some bitch struggling to climb through her window, and that serch face in your avatar just staring at her like that from the shadows.

Is she hot?

Not really. She's white and has blonde hair with dark roots. White but always pink, and has unattractive tattoo's on her freckled arm.

Also smokes cigarettes all the time.

 

[guest]

Happened to me when I rented a room in a townhouse. Roommate (a black cunt who I was certain was also hooking on the side) said she didn't recognize me. She could tell I had disdain for her and this was her 'revenge', lol.

 

[Snake]

Is this the only old lady?

 

[guest]

Not really. She's white and has blonde hair with dark roots. White but always pink, and has unattractive tattoo's on her freckled arm.

Also smokes cigarettes all the time.

Sounds like a trashy mess. I get off on fucking with girls like that.

Your home life is like a trashy Rear Window.

 

[aRTie02150]

last time i locked myself out was on my 21st bday in madrid spain. the only way i could get in was jumping out a window 2 stories up down to the patio but i didn't want to risk breaking a bone. so i called my friend jesus he had me come over and he boned me. i got the key the next day from the portero (doorman).

I mean I could have offered her to stay in my place so she can go to the office and get her key in the AM but didn't feel like not laughing at her struggling. She actually interrupted my slumber she she first was outside frantically calling the bar she just left. Then calling what I assumed was her mom crying. I ever heard "but I'm not even drunk!" with a giant cry. Like she was 17, but she's in her 40s.

Honestly if she didn't chain smoke cigarettes I would have invited her up and even let her sleep in the guest room where my laundry is. I wouldn't even ask for anything, maybe a handjob.

 

[aRTie02150]

Is this the only old lady?

She's actually one of the only young ones. I get new neighbors often. I'm one of the few owners who stays year long, most units here get rented seasonal. She took over that place during the summer, not sure how long her lease is.

 

[captain_kamala]

I mean I could have offered her to stay in my place so she can go to the office and get her key in the AM but didn't feel like not laughing at her struggling. She actually interrupted my slumber she she first was outside frantically calling the bar she just left. Then calling what I assumed was her mom crying. I ever heard "but I'm not even drunk!" with a giant cry. Like she was 17, but she's in her 40s.

Honestly if she didn't chain smoke cigarettes I would have invited her up and even let her sleep in the guest room where my laundry is. I wouldn't even ask for anything, maybe a handjob.

that's so generous of you.

if i had a lanai i would smoke cigarettes on it

 

[aRTie02150]

that's so generous of you.

if i had a lanai i would smoke cigarettes on it

I smoke weed on mine, but that's different. I can't stand the smell of her cigarettes wafting over to my space. Bitch could be considerate put her fan on, but doesn't.

 

[captain_kamala]

I smoke weed on mine, but that's different. I can't stand the smell of her cigarettes wafting over to my space. Bitch could be considerate put her fan on, but doesn't.

I smoke these babies $1.69 a pack. real floridians know. the neighbors don't mind and ask to bum them.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Yo, das jus how it is in Washingtong Heights mang!

 

[aRTie02150]

Sounds like a trashy mess. I get off on fucking with girls like that.

Your home life is like a trashy Rear Window.

It was a decent year. I found one of my neighbors passed out in the bushes recently and I took the cash from his wallet and got a Razer Kishi. I could have thrown his wallet right in a canal but I was nice and tossed it next to him.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

holy shit i thought my parents were the only people gay enough to have a lanai!! never heard anyone else use the word

Only instance I've ever heard that word used was on "The Golden Girls".

 

[guest]

I watched as she had to enter through her own window at 2am. I could have offered some help, but absolutely made sure to just sit and watch. Nothing but crying and moaning from her since. I can hear every conversation she has because she talks on her lanai like it's a soundproof room. She apparently lost her wallet too because she's noticing charges on her card and has been on the phone all day calling bars asking for help. She hasn't changed her locks since (obviously because she's an idiot) so I'm kinda hoping someone just enters the unit and robs her when she's at work tomorrow. Nice job being an irresponsible adult, stupid.

How you fellas doing?

That’s too bad.

 

[Snake]

She's actually one of the only young ones. I get new neighbors often. I'm one of the few owners who stays year long, most units here get rented seasonal. She took over that place during the summer, not sure how long her lease is.

Should of told her she can stay over until the morning with your peepee in her hiney hole, chowlld.

 

[RobertMewler]

It was a decent year. I found one of my neighbors passed out in the bushes recently and I took the cash from his wallet and got a Razer Kishi.

Puerto Rican confirmed.