My wife's name is not Nicole, child.

[guest]

 

[Stent]

Eyyy dere turkey, this is Nursie McDoctorson and your wife is a depressed fat drunk. It's terminal.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

She was born Nikki, because her parents are trash

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Obviously there was no need for any response at all but adding the ", child" just lets us all know that this redditor really made him seethe with next to no effort.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Nikhole

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Nighole

 

[RoTheHo69]

Eyyy dere turkey, this is Nursie McDoctorson and your wife is a depressed fat drunk. It's terminal.

ahubudubadubadubadubadingdingnowwwwww

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Why would her parents give her a proper first name, child? Why wouldn’t they give her a nickname as a first name?

im sure old Roy Boy was busy shoving erasers up his asshole at the school store while her mother was out breadwinning for her lazy husband and daughter and her other two children who seemed to turn out normal against all odds.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

*car crash sound effect*

 

[guest]

*car crash sound effect*

Doo doo doo

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Of course it isn’t, you pants shitting retard. We fully know you will sperg out anyway.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

"Please drive to the ICU in your V6 Mustang immediately"

Patrick is typing...

 

[RaggotFetard]

Because why would Niki have an actual first name, child? What a fatso.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Even if I was a fat, retarded, jackass, like Rick, I would at least text or call my wife just to be 100% sure she was OK and this wasn't a prank. I guarantee Rick didn't even think to do that. He just opened Twitter right back up and started firebranding again.

 

[guest]

Id bet he doesnt know her real name and it is nicole. He dgac about her.

 

[guest]

lol imagine someone from Intensive Care Unit sending phone texts.

 

[guest]

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Seriously OP what is your avatar from? I’m having gentians over here.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Even if I was a fat, retarded, jackass, like Rick, I would at least text or call my wife just to be 100% sure she was OK and this wasn't a prank. I guarantee Rick didn't even think to do that. He just opened Twitter right back up and started firebranding again.

Can you imagine if he was asked to pay 5k to bring her back out of a coma?

I guarantee that would be a hard no.

 

[captainjapan]

I will not visit The ICU until my blue checkmark is restored child

 

[Udders]

Seriously OP what is your avatar from? I’m having gentians over here.

Its porn star Autumn Falls in some Christmas themed scene. OP linked the scene on pornhub recently but its not there anymore.