"My wife is right here" at 12:30 AM , but not midday on a boat ride I rode to on my scooter.

[guest]

First of 2 spergy self-admission text threads from last night.

 

[SFWA liaison]

nigga is so broke he can only brag about how much SOME REAL MAN paid for a boat lol

what's next? claiming his friend is a great father figure too?

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I’m gonna vampire you outta that boat, Boomia!

 

[Will Tate]

Anyone know if that Pretty Little Liars reboot is any good?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

You’ve got him, mad now.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Just for the record, big Nikk was definitely taking the pictures. If those were really Ricks “friends” they shouldn’t be hard to find. They no doubt have a Facebook. We have their faces. I hope that doesn’t backfire into an Oopsie doodles, Rick.

 

[guest]

I’m gonna vampire you outta that boat, Boomia!

I actually no longer own it, but I kept it present tense for the bit. I was barely getting back to NJ twice a summer when we only owned 3 rentals here and it was over 5 grand for the marina and winterizing plus my friend using it for charters he split with me was not returning much. When we bought rentals 3 and 4 I sold it for above my purchase price and used the equity on improvements. Pig needn't know that.

 

[guest]

Just for the record, big Nikk was definitely taking the pictures. If those were really Ricks “friends” they shouldn’t be hard to find. They no doubt have a Facebook. We have their faces. I hope that doesn’t backfire into an Oopsie doodles, Rick.

He went there on his scooter, that was the boat owner/captain taking it for the paying rube. There are all types of boat owners running private charters at marinas. He's trying to pretend he has rich friends and that boat does not cost 2 million.

 

[Jenna]

Just for the record, big Nikk was definitely taking the pictures. If those were really Ricks “friends” they shouldn’t be hard to find. They no doubt have a Facebook. We have their faces. I hope that doesn’t backfire into an Oopsie doodles, Rick.

If Niki was there, he would have had one of his geriatric friends take a photo of them together.

Plus he said "somebody who rode his motorcycle to the marina, stlaker". Niki took Susan and Mewler and is far, far away from Patrick right now. All he has is a Triumph Motorcycle and dying cat.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

if they paid even half a mil less for it, they got ripped off since it seems like they could have a legit yacht for that

 

[RobertMewler]

Just for the record, big Nikk was definitely taking the pictures. If those were really Ricks “friends” they shouldn’t be hard to find. They no doubt have a Facebook. We have their faces. I hope that doesn’t backfire into an Oopsie doodles, Rick.

His bike is not a "two seater" so no, she was not riding with him when he drove to the marina.

 

[guest]

Just for the record, big Nikk was definitely taking the pictures. If those were really Ricks “friends” they shouldn’t be hard to find. They no doubt have a Facebook. We have their faces. I hope that doesn’t backfire into an Oopsie doodles, Rick.

Those old men looked rather impressed by our pig at the helm. Do you think he felt like Sulu?

 

[Jenna]

 

[guest]

Imagine going on some bullshit boat ride and bragging about the cost of the boat.

The rubes on carnival cruise must be real high society!

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

You know nothing about boats, stlaker.

You are going to prison, stlaker.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I actually no longer own it, but I kept it present tense for the bit.

Keep that knowledge in private, landlubber!

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

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[guest]

Keep that knowledge in private, landlubber!

Oopsies, I meant to say it doesn't matter hopefully he calls me a liar for it.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Felony quoting without posting text.

Await the RICO.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I like that one of his ballwashers actually thought piggy was so successful from his paperback books sales he owned a boat. They really don’t live in reality or know how the world works.