My wife drives 45 minutes to go to Costco to buy gas for $0.25 less per gallon

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

Some days I feel like turning on my car in the garage and taking a nap like this guy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...nfluencer-Candice-Miller-husband-suicide.html

 

[NoBacon]

It’s an excuse to go shopping at Costco, or she’s cheating on you

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

It’s an excuse to go shopping at Costco, or she’s cheating on you

WITH A NIGGER?!

 

[Phish]

WITH A NIGGER?!

Oh. Well, my wife IS A NIGGER. BEAT THAT!

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

Oh. Well, my wife IS A NIGGER. BEAT THAT!

I'm sure she's caramel-colored and speaks articulately.

 

[Phish]

She does speak very articulately but she’s legitimately BLACK unfortunately

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

She does speak very articulately but she’s legitimately BLACK unfortunately

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

If only you knew how bad things really are.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

he probably could’ve hung on it it was just going broke or just being married to an influencer but the combination is enough to wear any brotherman down.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

eat her out when she gets home, check if she's been cheating.

that's kinda sick & I'm joking, but my friend's gal used to want to smell his dick when he got home, she'd even do it when he returned with friends, I helped him fix his bike & when we came back he needed to be inspected

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

eat her out when she gets home, check if she's been cheating.

that's kinda sick & I'm joking, but my friend's gal used to want to smell his dick when he got home, she'd even do it when he returned with friends, I helped him fix his bike & when we came back he needed to be inspected

Did you ever let him put it in your butt raw before going home? You know for the goof?

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Did you ever let him put it in your butt raw before going home? You know for the goof?

His silence is already deafening.

 

[EraGodless]

Some days I feel like turning on my car in the garage and taking a nap like this guy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...nfluencer-Candice-Miller-husband-suicide.html

What a chump.

 

[Phish]

If only you knew how bad things really are.

At least the daughters are smokin hot

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

At least the daughters are smokin hot

Not as much as that guy's car when he inhaled those fumes.

 

[aRTie02150]

Maybe she goes there for the actual hotdogs. Not other men's penises.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Your wife needs to learn about filling up gas from Shaq

 

[Dog Eater]

She does speak very articulately but she’s legitimately BLACK unfortunately

What race? I am a former nigger lover myself.