My story with SPAM

[guest]

-Late 90s
-Im in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
-Live in a residential compound with lots of American expats
-Bunch of the expats kids have "garage bands" and host underground "concerts"
-Never get invited (They thought my family are feds and would report on illegal alcohol activity, mingling of sexes, etc)
-I seethe
-I say to myself, "maybe I should report these jerks"
-I go to the Saudi committee for the promotion of Virtue and prevention of Vice (the Hay'aa)
-Keep in mind Im like a 12 year old
-They listen intently, I tell them about kids making out under strobe lights etc
-They conduct a raid
-Find nothing except for "Spam" and other Pork contraband in a bunch of homes
-It's from the PX from the US army base. So the Saudi Vice Squad cant do anything
-We had to move to another compound

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

Spam narc

 

[chocolatehellhole]

-Late 90s
-Im in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
-Live in a residential compound with lots of American expats
-Bunch of the expats kids have "garage bands" and host underground "concerts"
-Never get invited (They thought my family are feds and would report on illegal alcohol activity, mingling of sexes, etc)
-I seethe
-I say to myself, "maybe I should report these jerks"
-I go to the Saudi committee for the promotion of Virtue and prevention of Vice (the Hay'aa)
-Keep in mind Im like a 12 year old
-They listen intently, I tell them about kids making out under strobe lights etc
-They conduct a raid
-Find nothing except for "Spam" and other Pork contraband in a bunch of homes
-It's from the PX from the US army base. So the Saudi Vice Squad cant do anything
-We had to move to another compound

Too much of a snitching nerd to be invited into a terror cell

 

[Milk74]

-Late 90s
-Im in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
-Live in a residential compound with lots of American expats
-Bunch of the expats kids have "garage bands" and host underground "concerts"
-Never get invited (They thought my family are feds and would report on illegal alcohol activity, mingling of sexes, etc)
-I seethe
-I say to myself, "maybe I should report these jerks"
-I go to the Saudi committee for the promotion of Virtue and prevention of Vice (the Hay'aa)
-Keep in mind Im like a 12 year old
-They listen intently, I tell them about kids making out under strobe lights etc
-They conduct a raid
-Find nothing except for "Spam" and other Pork contraband in a bunch of homes
-It's from the PX from the US army base. So the Saudi Vice Squad cant do anything
-We had to move to another compound

This explains so much...

 

[PorqueDealer]

WWAWD pork contraband?
good name for one of them garage bands and it eats pretty good.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

turns out they were right about you.

They probably believed you were secretly a Jew for such behavior. I bet the saudis did too.

 

[Milk74]

turns out they were right about you.

They probably believed you were secretly a Jew for such behavior. I bet the saudis did too.

It's hilarious that despite being a devout muzzie everyone keeps thinking he's a jew....Weird...

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

-Never get invited (They thought my family are feds and would report on illegal alcohol activity, mingling of sexes, etc)
-I seethe
-I say to myself, "maybe I should report these jerks"

One of the funniest things I've read here recently. You little stinker.
What's the Arabic equivalent of "Junior G-Man"? Google's no help, I'm sure there's a cool phrase that would fit here.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

It's hilarious that despite being a devout muzzie everyone keeps thinking he's a jew....Weird...

I mean according to him the Saudis are jews

 

[Consensual Rapist]