My scary real life Ghost Story that happened last week (must read)!!!

[Carl Winslow]

I have been helping my whore of a aunt move across town, because she broke up with her nigger boy friend. Lol she has bruises on her.

So I came there to day to move shit, and my aunt accused me of taking her pack of cigarettes. I said I don't smoke, I think it's fucking gross. I said Maybe it was her ex-nigger boyfriend (she got mad at that) but she said no. she hadn't seen him in a week. So I said it might of been a ghost!

 

[guest]

Please don’t call black people ghosts, it’s derogatory.

 

[guest]

Your delusions are only getting worse. Get help before you're found and it's too late for you.

 

[guest]

I have been helping my whore of a aunt move across town, because she broke up with her nigger boy friend. Lol she has bruises on her.

So I came there to day to move shit, and my aunt accused me of taking her pack of cigarettes. I said I don't smoke, I think it's fucking gross. I said Maybe it was her ex-nigger boyfriend (she got mad at that) but she said no. she hadn't seen him in a week. So I said it might of been a ghost!

Sounds kind of...spooky.

[SIZE=22px]YEAHHHHHHHHHHH![/SIZE]

 

[Feltch My Ass]

I’ve never said nigger in my life

you disgust me on a human level

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

This nigger gets his dick sucked by GIRDS riddled fags off of Grindr but thinks cigarettes are icky?

 

[Monk]

Thomas "Nigger Jim" Meadow, the greatest storyteller of our time.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Riveting stuff buddy

 

[aRTie02150]

I remember going over this Haitian kid's house and being allowed to sleep over. His mom practiced voodoo and had a kitchen cabinet with a shrine in it. I remember she told me she was leaving food for the spirits or some shit and the next morning that food in the cabinet was gone. I told my dad and he said to not go over there anymore lol. The kid was so embarrassed because he knew his mom was nuts.

 

[Carl Winslow]

 

[guest]

I remember going over this Haitian kid's house and being allowed to sleep over. His mom practiced voodoo and had a kitchen cabinet with a shrine in it. I remember she told me she was leaving food for the spirits or some shit and the next morning that food in the cabinet was gone. I told my dad and he said to not go over there anymore lol. The kid was so embarrassed because he knew his mom was nuts.

What happened to the food?

(Dan, this is a reference to ALRIGHT WE FUCKING GET IT)

 

[Brooke Shields]

I remember going over this Haitian kid's house and being allowed to sleep over. His mom practiced voodoo and had a kitchen cabinet with a shrine in it. I remember she told me she was leaving food for the spirits or some shit and the next morning that food in the cabinet was gone. I told my dad and he said to not go over there anymore lol. The kid was so embarrassed because he knew his mom was nuts.

seriously though what happened to the food?

 

[guest]

[MEDIA=vocaroo]18B9GVRG86aT[/MEDIA]

Writes like an illiterate 12yo nigger, but in this clip you hear the voice and cadence of a man that knows his way around a conference call?

Nigger FED faggot.

 

[guest]

[MEDIA=vocaroo]18B9GVRG86aT[/MEDIA]

NiggerJim = LouisCK

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

So I said it might of been a ghost!

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Sounds a bit like Angry Political Guy from Stern.

 

[guest]

@Nigger Jim , don't ever rib one of my post again. You worthless piece of dog shit.

 

[Carl Winslow]

I have feelings!