My pregnant wife left me for a friend of mine. #ShareYourRejections Am I doing this right?

[guest]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Should have deleted his account that day. But here we are, $125K later.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Is there anything he wouldn't do for a few likes? Stupid faggot.

 

[guest]

Why would you put that on Twitter? If this would have happened to me I would be too ashamed.

 

[guest]

Why would you put that on Twitter? If this would have happened to me I would be too ashamed.

Hush chowild, that's easily worth 12-15 likes. What is wrong with you.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Fred Nukis with a shot to the RIBS.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Why would you put that on Twitter? If this would have happened to me I would be too ashamed.

It's for the ass pats and also because he puts it 100% on Ade. He wasn't a shitty husband and prospective father, she's just a cheating bitch! Nevermind that 10 years later she's still with Jon and Patrick has become a bona fide lolcow. That woman dodged the fattest bullet ever.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Some guys get cheated on, it sucks but it happens. But getting cucked while your WIFE is expecting your kid?

I would’ve eaten a bullet and possibly taken the others with me. But I sure as shit wouldn’t have volunteered this info to strangers on social media.

 

[EraGodless]

My rejections: had a crush on a girl in college (unlike Patrick I attended college for longer than 1 semester)- and when I finally told her how I felt, she said "thanks."

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I had a short term girlfriend cheat on me, and to this day there isnt a soul that knows about it. Except Jamal of course

 

[Easily_Remembered]

My rejections: had a crush on a girl in college (unlike Patrick I attended college for longer than 1 semester)- and when I finally told her how I felt, she said "thanks."

The first girl I loved replied when I told her, "Well ... I don't love you, but I guess I don't hate you either".

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"Nope he actually abandoned his daughter"

Meanwhile

Pat the flawless genius, as attentive as ever.

 

[DominusOdium]

Jon went balls deep on his lady and all this fat loser could do about it was bring it up on Twitter for pity Likes. I wonder how his second, massive downgrade wife feels seeing him bring this up as much as he does.

Well, as he used to. He can't use it for pity anymore because 20 of the fine folks around here will immediately roast him and illustrate the story with Lappening goodies.

How do you maintain the illusion of interest in fucking this Nerf gun collecting, autistic fit throwing bitch? Knowing that this fat, unemployed closet case who is hated the world over pines for his first much hotter, more fertile and more successful wife. It's the kind of thing that'll drive a girl to drink.

 

[guest]

He was never your friend, Fat. He was in it to win it. He wanted to have sex with your wife. Which he did.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

He's getting off to this. I've seen his Fetlife profile:

 

[Phish]

He's getting off to this. I've seen his Fetlife profile:

And black lesbian sisters, little one

 

[Raymond]

I found this when patposting started. I wasn't into it and wanted to understand the appeal. I just felt bad for him reading it. Didn't share it on reddit. Of course now I'm very happy about this. Can't think of anything that would me feel bad for this piece of shit anymore.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

He's getting off to this. I've seen his Fetlife profile:

Fatlife? There’s another site devoted to Piggytits?