My "Nope" review a.k.a. Ray Liotta your lifes a movie

[not that Jack Horner]

"We can't let them white folks take our alien"

I liked it more than I thought I would, because my expectations were in the toilet it could have only gone up

Keke palmer's character was the worst, so was the director

Honestly they all sucked cept for the monkey, he was cool and was a metaphor for the movie theater audience watching "nope"

it starts off as a shitty horror, becomes a shitty alien movie, then ends as a shitty jaws'esque action movie

the main characters were not redeeming, and you never really understand how long this asian dude was worshipping the ufo

what i liked about the movie

it's cool that make a movie thats three diff movies, but maybe if he just picked one or two it would have been better

the design of the alien at the end was really well done

the movie theater had reclining seats

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Fuck you talkin bout

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I'd kick Jorden Peele's mulatter head right off.

 

[Cuphead]

Well this isn't very good

 

[Brooke Shields]

why even make horror movies when you live in one

 

[guest]

I would have thought a Moolie horror movie would have just been 90 minutes of one filling out job applications and paying child support.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

why even make horror movies when you live in one

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Is that the hawk nosed woman Louis CK goes on a date with in the first season of Louie?

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Is that the hawk nosed woman Louis CK goes on a date with in the first season of Louie?

It’s Jim Norton’s ex gal.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

It’s Jim Norton’s ex gal.

Oh. I was thinking of this one. They look fawkin similar.

 

[guest]

Oh. I was thinking of this one. They look fawkin similar.

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Same jew. Chelsea Perretti. She fucked Jim for awhile to climb the ladder.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Keke Palmer is having dinner with Oscaaaaar!! Ge ge ge!

 

[Cuphead]

I enjoyed it, but the third act sucked. Nice lame payoff, stupid.

 

[LingerLonger]

Same jew. Chelsea Perretti. She fucked Jim for awhile to climb the ladder.

She must be the one that used the strapon on Jim and he shit on her and the bed. And then told the entire story on the air one day later. You could hear him foaming at the mouth to tell the story on air.

 

[Jenna]

why even make horror movies when you live in one

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Dude that's Ari Shaffir wearing a wig.

 

[EraGodless]

Same jew. Chelsea Perretti. She fucked Jim for awhile to climb the ladder.

More like step stool.

 

[guest]

Same jew. Chelsea Perretti. She fucked Jim for awhile to climb the ladder.

Imagine getting yimmy's sloppy seconds. So many questions that there are no good answers for, not least of which being "so you got tested, right?"

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Keke Palmer is fucking a white dude, so she can't be all bad.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Same jew. Chelsea Perretti. She fucked Jim for awhile to climb the ladder.

If fucking Jim Norton is climbing the ladder than that's the first rung. And knowing Jim she probably fucked him with a strap on or took a dump on his chest.

 

[Stent]

Danny Ross also said he watched it. I now suspect Ray Liotta is Danny.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I would have thought a Moolie horror movie would have just been 90 minutes of one filling out job applications and paying child support.

The jump scares are all his illegitimate children finding him