My neighbor, who is shaped like capital P, is having a girl's night right now.

[aRTie02150]

Her friends are uglier than her. I hate white women.

 

[guest]

Gonna need pics to understand what a capital P bitch looks like.

 

[aRTie02150]

Gonna need pics to understand what a capital P bitch looks like.

Typical American woman in her 40s. No ass, scrawny legs, and a large barrel chest. It's very common and you've seen the type before.

 

[guest]

Typical American woman in her 40s. No ass, scrawny legs, and a large barrel chest. It's very common and you've seen the type before.

Ah gotcha homie. Yeah flat ass and barrel chest. Many such cases.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

they blasting music and being loudly drunk or what

 

[aRTie02150]

they blasting music and being loudly drunk or what

Yup. Right now Move Bitch by Ludacris is playing. A few mins ago it is was I got 5 on it by Luniz. I'll scream to turn the shit down pretty soon. Shapeless white women need to know when to stop.

 

[BraunsGhost]

Yup. Right now Move Bitch by Ludacris is playing. A few mins ago it is was I got 5 on it by Luniz. I'll scream to turn the shit down pretty soon. Shapeless white women need to know when to stop.

Why don't you ask for an invite instead? Then fuck the ugly out of them.

 

[guest]

Is this the same bitch that lost her keys that one time and called you a bum?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Yup. Right now Move Bitch by Ludacris is playing. A few mins ago it is was I got 5 on it by Luniz. I'll scream to turn the shit down pretty soon. Shapeless white women need to know when to stop.

fuck their life up. Drunk white women belong in a dungeon

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Go up and fuck em, theyre practically begging for some Puerto Rican to show up and strip

 

[aRTie02150]

Is this the same bitch that lost her keys that one time and called you a bum?

Not a bum, but a stoner. Which I don't appreciate her calling me. Yes I smoke weed, but I'm not the one paying rent and complaining about increases. I own my shit. Who cares if I smoke weed you drunken cunt.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Not a bum, but a stoner. Which I don't appreciate her calling me. Yes I smoke weed, but I'm not the one paying rent and complaining about increases. I own my shit. Who cares if I smoke weed you drunken cunt.

How trashy is this woman exactly

 

[Pino_palladino]

Yup. Right now Move Bitch by Ludacris is playing. A few mins ago it is was I got 5 on it by Luniz. I'll scream to turn the shit down pretty soon. Shapeless white women need to know when to stop.

How loud is your stereo?

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

How trashy is this woman exactly

She lives in an apartment complex next door to a Puerto Rican so I'm guessing 'very'

 

[The Greaseman]

 

[WhereWeAt]

Typical American woman in her 40s. No ass, scrawny legs, and a large barrel chest. It's very common and you've seen the type before.

Oh. When I hear capital P, I think you're trying to sell her as a busty woman. Va-va-va-voom.

I'd probably still fuck the pig...

 

[guest]

Her friends are uglier than her. I hate white women.

That’ll just make them like you more, Romeo.

 

[guest]

Go knock on her door while naked....When she answers start shaking your dick from side to side while screaming "WHO ORDERED THE PUERTO RICAN EGGROLL!"

Cocksucka!

 

[RacksDiciprine]

I would certainly try to fuck the entire party of pigs. Just go to her door with an innocent concern and find an angle into the party. From there it shouldn't be hard to talk your way into the pick of the litter. Worst case scenario you weird her out and she will avoid you. It's a win/win scenario.

 

[guest]

I would certainly try to fuck the entire party of pigs. Just go to her door with an innocent concern and find an angle into the party. From there it shouldn't be hard to talk your way into the pick of the litter. Worst case scenario you weird her out and she will avoid you. It's a win/win scenario.

You’re like Owen’s version of Dr. Phil.