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My name is Torque Wheeler.

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If Jerry Jen ever gets pigtits into some recorded interview/deposition I want him to ask patrick to explain Torque Wheeler and Automanic.
I want to hear fatty explain it under oath just wtf he (thinks he) is doing.

The reason is moot. The autism that he will display when explaining it will be gold.

for legalfags out there:
in the deposition, can Jeri under the premise of establishing how 'honest' piggy represents himself, ask things like:

how accurate is the following statement you made...... and then grill him on all the bullshit he has come out with.
tommy tomlinsons careers
HS/college
self defense instructor
his obama votes
anything where piggy is clearly presenting himself as an expert or educated in a field - ask patrick to confirm the credentials that make him so.
etc.

Anything pig refuses to answer, jeri can read back the tweet. when he refuses to answer again just reply with: ill assume that isnt accurate *puts in bullshit pile*

everything he does answer, Jeri reminds him he is under oath.

at the end jeri remarks how big the bullshit pile is and if patrick would like to comment on that too.
I would donate some cryptoshekels towards an extra hour of Jeri's time for some piggy QnA or the massive spergout that it will trigger.

Jeri gets an extra 5 hundy, cash, in his pocket, if when questioning piggy over enuncuiates all his T's
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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“My mothers tits tried to poisen me as an infant, while she hand stitched custom leather interiors”
Mama Raven comes from a family where they had to give a baby horse milk because she was too inbred and retarded to be able to consume any regular type of milk but the Cholo's welcomed her in with open arms and entrusted her to work on their car all the same.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Proof again we are in a simulation

I google "torque Wheeler"

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Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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My father was a traveling salesman for Lucas Oil and my mother hand-stitched custom leather interiors for a lowrider shop in Riverside, California.

Did he?

Across the entire automotive industry, quality and reliability are all on the upswing.


are they?

This is such a strange, weird site. Wtf is he trying to do with this?
 
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