My name is Patrick S. Tomlinson. I am 41 years old.

[Snake]

I live on 2611 N Oakland Ave, Milwaukee, WI in a half house next to a housing project.

I believe in not taking care of myself, with a unbalanced diet, in a rigorous Twitter routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll eat an entire Entemann's crumcake as I call people child on Twitter. I can do a thousand now.



After I finish calling people child, I then move on to calling people stlaker. In the shower, I expel last night's four chilidogs into the shower drain and use my prediabetic foot to mash it down into the drain.



Then I apply the nigger pepperoni of the child I killed the night earlier onto my face as I prepare the rest of my routine.

There is an idea of a Patrick S. Tomlinson, some kind of fatbody, but there is no real me, only a Twitter account, something lazy, and though I can hide my cold gaze in endless selfies and you can shake my fat hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably incomparable: I simply am fat.

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

This is outstanding, as fan of America Psycho, I’m impressed.

 

[Udders]

I have to eat some video tapes.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Call my ribs Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

The Entemann's crumb cake line gave me a nasty case of costochondritis

 

[guest]

I fawkin laughed and cried in all the right places. Amazing work brotherman. This place would be nothing without our Picasso-level felony artists.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

American Fatso

 

[Snake]

Let's see Paul Weimer's search history.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Let's see Paul Weimer's search history.

Look at that - the plausible deniability...the tasteful ambiguity of it..he even has a VPN.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

Let's see Paul Weimer's search history.

 

[Snake]

Tyrone, don't just stare at it, fart into it.

 

[TokenX]

Dead.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Vurry good.

Our piggy when he doxxes @Tony for posting all this felonious artwork.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

If I had any criticism it would be would should have included the knife down the back of the pants line in the first picture.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Vice President of Burgers and Bad Decisions

 

[Sputnik]

I’m horrified and yet intrigued. You really capture how grotesque he is on the inside and turned it into visual poetry.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The Entemann's crumb cake line gave me a nasty case of costochondritis

I could go for some Marshmallow Iced Devils Food Cake

 

[Ace Orenstein]

I could go for some Marshmallow Iced Devils Food Cake

I bet you could.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Do you like the Foo Fighters, child?

 

[guest]

If I had any criticism it would be would should have included the knife down the back of the pants line in the first picture.

Missed opportunity for sure.


This could seriously become a mainstream dark comic. Wouldn't that be grand!