My HOA reports me for total retard stuff, there’s a dying bird on my street - I want to go kill it and put it out of its misery

[NoBacon]

I know 100% I’ll be recorded doing it. Is it illegal? I have no idea.

Someone has obviously clipped it with their car and it’s fucked up and dying horrifically.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Stay inside and keep watching movies from the recommendation list. Don’t be a hero.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

anyone with a HOA is cucked. No offence.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Can you run it over with your car? I'd say that appears less harsh to pussies than stomping it.

 

[NoBacon]

Can you run it over with your car? I'd say that appears less harsh to pussies than stomping it.

Yeah but I can’t really be bothered to drive around pretending I’m going anywhere, I’d just drive in a circle and obviously be doing it to kill the poor fella, I’d have to make sure I crush it completely and don’t just snap it’s back and make it worse or something,

I was just going to pick a big stone up from my yard and crush its head.

 

[HeyItsVos]

anyone with a HOA is cucked. No offence.

Good luck trying to park in front of my house or keep your Christmas lights on for too long. I love my gilded cage.

 

[aRTie02150]

Give him some seed and tell him to move along

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Give him some seed and tell him to move along

are you talking about @NoBacon or the bird?

 

[DMAN]

What does your HOA have to do with anything? Bring it inside and kill it there, tell everyone you tried to save it.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

How big is this bird? What kind of cameras is your shithole using? It'll look like a turd, just Charlie Kelly into it and pretend you didn't mean to

 

[Steve Ramone]

If you sacrifice it in the name of Satan it's a religious ceremony protected by the constitution.

 

[aRTie02150]

How big is this bird? What kind of cameras is your shithole using? It'll look like a turd, just Charlie Kelly into it and pretend you didn't mean to

I hope it's not a crow.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Did you kill the fuckin bird yet? It's been like an hour.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also, birds don't go to heaven. There's no animals in heaven. When you think about that and what that entails heaven sounds fucking gay anyways. I'm glad I'm banned.

 

[NoBacon]

Did you kill the fuckin bird yet? It's been like an hour.

No. I just pretended it wasn’t there, it’s probably suffered a lot needlessly and died by now hopefully

 

[Niggerotchi]

Pour some motor oil on it before discarding into a pond.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No. I just pretended it wasn’t there, it’s probably suffered a lot needlessly and died by now hopefully

I guess that's what the Lord wanted.

 

[AliceWorquer]

I watched a woman put a seagull out of its misery recently. A cat was absolutely fucking up a seagull in the middle of the road. She pulled up, got out, shooed away the cat, took a quick look at the state of the bird, got back in her car and drove straight over that stupid dying fuckers dumb head. It was pretty badass. She just drove off like nothing happened.

 

[NoBacon]

I guess that's what the Lord wanted.

Yeah I feel pretty horrible tbh, I would have been recorded doing it and I’m sure there’s some law about killing wildlife or something.

I’m pretty sure they’d not do it because it’s obviously a mercy killing but they are gigantic dickheads who fine me for my parking permit not being adequately displayed when a corner fell off, they know 100% it’s my car and I didn’t notice for a few days so they kept adding daily fines till I repositioned it.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

No. I just pretended it wasn’t there, it’s probably suffered a lot needlessly and died by now hopefully

I hope xe recovered, you sick bastard