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My Grandma just turned down sex with boq (Yes, really)

Dog Eater

Dog Eater

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He was wearing an anime wig and talking about his YouTube channel. Says he was in a polyspecies relationship and kept showing photos of his goat. He kept saying “age is no barrier” and sexually charged shit.

Anyway she was turned off by his dried up monkey hands and just sieg heiled him and went home.

I realise everybody will think this is fan fiction and bullshit, but it’s not. It literally just happened.
 
CQ Beans

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Dog Eater said:
He was wearing an anime wig and talking about his YouTube channel. Says he was in a polyspecies relationship and kept showing photos of his goat. He kept saying “age is no barrier” and sexually charged shit.

Anyway she was turned off by his dried up monkey hands and just sieg heiled him and went home.

I realise everybody will think this is fan fiction and bullshit, but it’s not. It literally just happened.
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I believe it. I literally believe everything everybody tells me all of the time.
 
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