My father is both an ex rodeo rider and a leathersmith. No, they [chaps] aren't all assless.

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[TorquieTwoBeers]

My father is both an ex rodeo rider and a leathersmith. a massive cocksucker.

Fixed that for you, Pat.

Also, he is wrong:

Chaps (/ˈʃæps/ or /ˈtʃæps/) are sturdy coverings for the legs consisting of leggings and a belt. They are buckled on over trousers with the chaps' integrated belt, but unlike trousers, they have no seat (the term "assless chaps" is a tautology) and are not joined at the crotch.

Chaps - Wikipedia

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[MySecondFatterAccount]

Pat you idiot. Imagine feeling like you have to lie about even the smallest things.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Chaps, too.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Because Ricks father was an expert at something (only thing we know for sure is sucking cocks), it means Rick is an expert at it as well. My dad was an electrical engineer but guess what? I’m only 16 and don’t know dick about electricity. So exhausting this faggot.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Chaps (/ˈʃæps/ or /ˈtʃæps/) are sturdy coverings for the legs consisting of leggings and a belt. They are buckled on over trousers with the chaps' integrated belt, but unlike trousers, they have no seat (the term "assless chaps" is a tautology) and are not joined at the crotch.

Pants shitting retard.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

It's still amazing to me how much he's willing to lie to gain so little

 

[MonsterSteve]

She probably put him on the pay no mind list after that. She most likely mouthed the words 'retarded idiot' after reading his response.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Worn in this manner, they are colloquially referred to as "assless" chaps, despite the redundancy of the term (all chaps are "assless"; chaps with a seat would be called trousers).

Also in the wiki

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Dumb, fat, know-it-all faggot.

 

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[TorquieTwoBeers]

Chaps (/ˈʃæps/ or /ˈtʃæps/) are sturdy coverings for the legs consisting of leggings and a belt. They are buckled on over trousers with the chaps' integrated belt, but unlike trousers, they have no seat (the term "assless chaps" is a tautology) and are not joined at the crotch.

Pants shitting retard.

"Fat Pat" is also a tautology, child.

 

[RobertMewler]

Uhhh.. no, Pig. In "western dressage" the chaps are still ASSLESS you dumb fuck!

 

[guest]

Things that cover your ass and legs are called “pants”, you stupid, fat asshole

 

[ChildSpitTake]

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He's such a fucking imbecile

 

[Caverlock]

There are never photos of him doing rodeo shit, philanthropy, working out, martial arts training, etc., yet he has thousands of pictures of him doing the most mundane things.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

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"half-marathon-quitting butt."

 

[Stent]

British Pat knows all about riding chaps.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

The dictionary doesn't define words, and chaps aren't assless.

If we didn't have Pat, we would have to invent him.