My dog is a race-real-ist.

[guest]

This little motherfucker(140lbs) just hung out with some highschool kids that were getting drunk and high near a neglected corner of the trailer park I live in. They seemed white but it was dark. I heard white voices is all. But my little dog was a best friend to them instantly. You can tell who is worthwhile by how dogs react to them. These were good kids. And I'm drunk.

 

[Meownaw]

I hope those white kids rob you and were just testing to see if the dog was friendly. Just busting your stones.

 

[guest]

I love you and every other motherfucker. I really am inebriated. I'm an entangled inebriate, am I not?

 

[Brooke Shields]

so who's 140lbs you or the dog?

Cause that's actually kind of a big dog if so, but you keep saying little
Anyways big dogs raised right are soft pussies, the little ones are better judges, so those kids are probably going to sodomize you one night after they're done robbing you're drunkenly asleep ass

 

[guest]

so who's 140lbs you or the dog?

Cause that's actually kind of a big dog if so, but you keep saying little
Anyways big dogs raised right are soft pussies, the little ones are better judges, so those kids are probably going to sodomize you one night after they're done robbing you're drunkenly asleep ass

My boy, the dog is 140lbs. He's a Cane Corso/ St. Bernard mix. It's the best mix I've ever seen. Such a lovable little guy.