My childhood enemy died of fawkin' cancer!!

[guest]

When I was in elementary school, this little fag joined our classes who I just hated. It's hard to explain why I hated him... Just a smug, condescending fag. I hated him even more when I got called into the dean of students twice for "bullying" him.

I always remembered him as the Newman to my Jerry, or the Anthony to my Opie (show reference).

I found out he died of cancer a month ago. Dead. Dead dead dead, gone forever, died a horrible painful death.

Not so smug and condescending now, are you?

I won.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Welcome back, sir.

 

[guest]

The man, the legend...

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Did you ever wish he would die?
Because if you did then this one's kind of on you.

 

[guest]

Welcome back, sir.

I suppose you're wondering where I've been. Well it all started a few months ago when

Oh good lord

 

[guest]

Did you ever wish he would die?
Because if you did then this one's kind of on you.

That'd be funny. I definitely willed cancer on him but that was 15 years ago. Maybe it took time to manifest.

 

[guest]

Was it recurrent...

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Was it a painful dragged-out cancer or one of those found-out-and-died-five-days-later cancers?

 

[guest]

Was it a painful dragged-out cancer or one of those found-out-and-died-five-days-later cancers?

He looked like shit in his Facebook photos. Bald and obese. I thought he just naturally aged like shit. But I guess the weight gain was cancer caused like what Norm had.

 

[Harry Powell]

Welcome back brotherman

 

[guest]

If I'm being honest when I found out I felt bad, but then I had this surge of power come over me. Like I'm still alive... I won. My sworn enemy died. Its a crazy feeling, like I can do anything. And the high is still there.

 

[guest]

He looked like shit in his Facebook photos. Bald and obese. I thought he just naturally aged like shit. But I guess the weight gain was cancer caused like what Norm had.

You should have dm'd him "get well soon" and made sure whatever social media profile you have has alot of you doing outdoor activities.

 

[guest]

You should have dm'd him "get well soon" and made sure whatever social media profile you have has alot of you doing outdoor activities.

I have 3 months of patposting to catch up on. I'll sort lit crit by ribs. Did anything major happen?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I have 3 months of patposting to catch up on. I'll sort lit crit by ribs. Did anything major happen?

Are you aware that @Wisconsin.gov aka @Child is an islamic pedophile?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

 

[Meownaw]

Missed you brothaman.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

islamic pedophile?

Redundant.

 

[Jenna]

I have 3 months of patposting to catch up on. I'll sort lit crit by ribs. Did anything major happen?

Patrick paid Quasi at the last minute to avoid prison. Dan attended the trial and Patrick demanded his arrest.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Anthony to my Opie (show reference).

 

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Dropping a like just got that last one.
Sick shit bro.