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Well, i'm a faggot, but not for loving my cats.I love my cats and don't care if it makes me a faggot.
That's the face of a cat who has seen some shit. Poor little mug.
Losing a pet is the worst.I don't think I could get another cat. Them dying is too sad. There's this local cat that's chilled out and makes friends with other cats and brings them to me occasionally. I always thought cats were aggressive but this dude has had 5 or 6 different pals.
Agreed. I lost my 14 year old tiger tabby about 4 years ago. At least I was with him when he passed.Losing a pet is the worst.
Hope he is doing alright now. I never understood the faggots that say cats are not affectionate must be a nigger problem because my two cats are very affectionate.Agreed. I lost my 14 year old tiger tabby about 4 years ago. At least I was with him when he passed.
I finally got another kitty last year, and he got deathly ill last Sunday. I spent the majority of this past week - my vacation - nursing him back to health, and I don't regret it at all.
My current cat is a gay retard and annoys me more than anything else, but I'm gonna miss him after he's gone.
Not really, he more lumps himself up in a chair or stays outside presumably killing indiscriminately. The rest of the time he's complaining about food. Doesn't like being held, and gets extremely needy when you pet him. Somebody once said "all cats are autistic" and I agree, but I think mine is extra spergy.Does the lil’ mug prance, vamp and sashay around the house?
Not really, he more lumps himself up in a chair or stays outside presumably killing indiscriminately. The rest of the time he's complaining about food. Doesn't like being held, and gets extremely needy when you pet him. Somebody once said "all cats are autistic" and I agree, but I think mine is extra spergy.
Is he okay now?Agreed. I lost my 14 year old tiger tabby about 4 years ago. At least I was with him when he passed.
I finally got another kitty last year, and he got deathly ill last Sunday. I spent the majority of this past week - my vacation - nursing him back to health, and I don't regret it at all.
I had one that went berserk over olives. He didn't actually eat them, but he'd sniff them and get all loopy, like with catnip. Same thing if he caught a whiff of bleach. He was an enormous all-white cat, not fat but just big. Stone deaf, too.I had this cat growing up that would go nuts and almost howl if you opened a can of peas. She didn't even react that way to a can of tuna. It was bizarre. She'd destroy them and make these funny noises as she ate.
That's pretty funny. Probably gets off of on it in a way. Like smelling your own balls.I had one that went berserk over olives. He didn't actually eat them, but he'd sniff them and get all loopy, like with catnip. Same thing if he caught a whiff of bleach. He was an enormous all-white cat, not fat but just big. Stone deaf, too.
Last cat was a tomato fiend. Couldn't leave them out anywhere or you'd find bites taken out in the morning. Damnedest thing.I had this cat growing up that would go nuts and almost howl if you opened a can of peas. She didn't even react that way to a can of tuna. It was bizarre. She'd destroy them and make these funny noises as she ate.
Touche.They do say pet’s take after their owners
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