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My B.O. has developed a sickly sweet smell

A House Nigger

Zero Nigger Policy.
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What the fuck is going on? Especially my ball sweat.

I have a fucking date! Why is this happening now? My diet is pretty much chicken, energy drinks (sugar free), collagen, and oranges; there’s no way this can be diabetes… can it? I’m not fat like Jenna!
Imagine the smell of ball sweat and piss! That’s how I smell!
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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You're supposed to take showers and wash the old sweat and dirt off your body.
I actually think that’s the problem.

Previously i es using this good antiperspirant and showering like every 5-6 days. No shampoo, just scrub hair in water every morning, lotion body and face every day. I made everyone smell check me for months. No smells. Skin and hair looked great.

But now I’m concerned about getting staph or some shit from jiu jitsu so I’m showering frequently again. It’s all outta Wack now.
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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You're trying to fuck a young woman of lower stock with tattoos and colored hair, you know you need to go into this knowing you're far above her right?
Don't let her have the incorrect thought that you're some faggot, just wash your balls an hour before and put on deodorant. Possibly do some road sodas for a relaxed demeanor

Earnestly though this skank is not worth the worry, but yes try to fuck her
 

Libby Son Of Loin

WACTIONABLY WEATENING S-S-SUE WIGHTNING
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Go smelling like BO and if she's likes your pheromones, cum in her raw, knock that bitch up
 
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