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Why do you lie?Every Muslim from suburban NY to Queens/Brooklyn NYC has said to me that Jesus was a minor figure in Islam if not a Muslim at all.
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Why do you lie?Every Muslim from suburban NY to Queens/Brooklyn NYC has said to me that Jesus was a minor figure in Islam if not a Muslim at all.
Cuz, I don’t. Working class Queens, NY Muslims across the Blvd and ‘Little Turkey, a lot of folks from Yemen say the same. They’re American or want to assimilate. NYC isn’t NEWYORK-STAN.Why do you lie?
Oh wait... he was Muslim, and his real name was Prophet 'Isa (عَلَيْهِ ٱلسَّلَامُ). Sassters have literally been worshipping one of Allah's prophets this entire time.
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The Story of Prophet Isa (عَلَيْهِ ٱلسَّلَامُ)
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7 Things Muslims Should Know about Prophet ‘Isa (as)
Discover the importance of Prophet Isa (as) in Islammuslimhands.org.uk
But please, go ahead and post some Nick Fuentes (homosexual spic) quotes at Boq to show how big mad this makes you and 'disproves' this.
Don't be depressed or mad about this... see it as more reason to convert to the holy way. Follow Allah... before it's too late.
#2025
Here's an unapologetic Muslim revert chad...I may not believe in this british faggots religion, but I respect his right to burn in hell for all eternity. Race traitor.
Also, NoBacon in 30 years.
Here's an unapologetic Muslim revert chad...
We believe:It's all the same God right? He's such a faggot for believing in the same God but then was like "but ummmmmmmm I dont like Jesus, I'm gonna worship a guy from another race instead". Fucking cocksucker.
So you believe everything was the same except jews didn't kill him on a cross?We believe:
-Jesus AS is human
-Miraculous birth to a virgin mum (Maryam AS)
-Did not get crucified
-Is alive and in heaven
-Is the Messiah/ie returning
-Worships the god in the book of Genesis, etc...who is Allah, the god in the Quran.
-GOD/ALLAH does not need sons.
We believe the jews tried, and there was someone crucified, but it was not Jesus (he ascended to heaven, and is alive as we type this). The Quran is clear: someone (not Jesus) was crucified, and the Jews thought it was him.So you believe everything was the same except jews didn't kill him on a cross?
lol dumb jewsWe believe the jews tried, and there was someone crucified, but it was not Jesus (he ascended to heaven, and is alive as we type this). The Quran is clear: someone (not Jesus) was crucified, and the Jews thought it was him.
Qur'an calls them: "Murderer of prophets". They failed with Jesus but they killed/assassinated a lot before. They also tried to poison prophet Mohammed, and when they were caught, the perp said: "We wanted to see if you were legit. If you are a true prophet, you would be made aware the food is poisoned, if you are a fraud, you would succumb to it"...and because the poisoner was a woman, Prophet Mohammed let her go instead of beheading her. (Also she was mad cuz he exiled her tribe, the Banu Quraiza lol).lol dumb jews
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