"Mr. Tomlinson, please tell the court the amount of damages the MPD and its officers have caused you personally."

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

 

[Ladynyahh]

All of the prisoning he's done over these last years has kept him from focusing on his work of turning out literal pulp fiction. He could have made at least $500 if it wasn't for the stlaker childs.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

But also zero dollars, stlaker

 

[Rick Roblinson]

They owe him compensation for the dozens of pairs of pants pooped in out of fear from every time a police cruiser drove by.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Did he ever toss out that figure? I dont recall seeing it in his filing, just something about whatever figure that the court finds fair and equitable. Or sumpthin’

 

[PorqueDealer]

Did he ever toss out that figure? I dont recall seeing it in his filing, just something about whatever figure that the court finds fair and equitable. Or sumpthin’

he screamed it out in the middle of the street at the cops who were subduing him.

 

[fusciasomething]

They owe him compensation for the dozens of pairs of pants pooped in out of fear from every time a police cruiser drove by.

I guess the Brewers owe him some cash as well then

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

To be fair, they did threaten to kick down his door.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

They owe him compensation for the dozens of pairs of pants pooped in out of fear from every time a police cruiser drove by.

Diaper chads stay winning

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I really hope pat has to testify and gets cross examined. He is going to single-handedly sink his whole case.