Most ridiculous argument you’ve ever heard at work or in general?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The guy was a miserable prick and the lady was a bit of a demanding cunt. They were screaming at each other one day and out of nowhere he yells, “next time I bring my puppy in you’re not allowed to pet it!”

 

[SpeckofCoppah_mybb]

I was in a bad mood monday with a guy I used to work with. He's a bit of an unknown quantity.
Came in early and whilst getting ready, I got a text by that guy.
It read "the cunt won't even look at me".

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

 

[NortheastPhilly]

When we were like 12 my friends got in an argument about whether someone scored in a touch football game and it got so heated 2 of them fought and we canceled the game. It was so gay.

 

[aRTie02150]

Religious argument between a Muslim and someone who studies sacred geometry.

 

[Brooke Shields]

2 of the biggest autists i've ever seen at my first post-college job got in an argument about what was the best way to destroy a hard-drive
one said magnets, the other said drilling a hole through it

I silently agreed with the magnets guy but i think it's just because the other one had hints of anger that there was even an argument

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

This cunty co-worker of mine started getting pissy with me because i was eating grapes on the workfloor, Jesus Christ, mind your own fucking business, this guy was a real fucking brown-noser with management, narcissistic cunt.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

When we were like 12 my friends got in an argument about whether someone scored in a touch football game and it got so heated 2 of them fought and we canceled the game. It was so gay.

Who was right?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Who was right?

I dont remember but it was one of those moments where anyone actually involved in the argument was slowly exiled from the friend group. We were gonna be in high school soon and the spazzes needed to be culled

 

[guest]

The guy was a miserable prick and the lady was a bit of a demanding cunt. They were screaming at each other one day and out of nowhere he yells, “next time I bring my puppy in you’re not allowed to pet it!”

I was totally expecting this to be an @aRTie02150 post. Stop stealing the Rican’s bit!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I was totally expecting this to be an @aRTie02150 post. Stop stealing the Rican’s bit!

Wha happened?

 

[guest]

Wha happened?

I’m just joshin’ ya. Art is usually the one who complains about his coworkers is what I meant.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’m just joshin’ ya. Art is usually the one who complains about his coworkers is what I meant.

Oh haha, they were both actually cool to me but objectively that’s why they butted heads.

 

[guest]

Oh haha, they were both actually cool to me but objectively that’s why they butted heads.

The dog is better off.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I used to work at a toy store years ago and one busy afternoon a couple customers were hanging in one of the aisles talking about Trump in a generally positive light . (this was during his 2016 campaign) Another customer overheard, forced his way into the conversation and talked so much shit one of the other guys punched him in the face.

The cops show up and basically tell them to go their separate ways but nosey won’t let it go and hassles the police so much that they place him in cuffs while his daughter bawls her eyes out. The guy who did the punching just walked out.

And that man? Wasn’t Patrick Tomlinson because he was with his daughter.

 

[DMAN]

My former neighbor was a phone-calling screaming cunt. I heard every detail of her social life for a year. She would yap into the phone on her balcony which was right at my window.

Her license was revoked from drunk driving, so she got one of those motorized scooters. I guess a pizza restaurant forgot to deliver her sauce on side, and she started arguing and threatening them over the phone "I WILL GET ON MY SCOOTER AND COME DOWN THERE!!!" Menacing.

 

[Meownaw]

Not an argument really more like a reprimand. I told this before but here it is again. I worked in a warehouse for a day before being swapped to office work at the building (temp work) and they had to pull all the female staff out of their stations to lecture them on why throwing used tampons on the floor and smearing shit on the walls is unacceptable. Want to guess the race? I'll give you a hint this job was in NJ.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Not an argument really more like a reprimand. I told this before but here it is again. I worked in a warehouse for a day before being swapped to office work at the building (temp work) and they had to pull all the female staff out of their stations to lecture them on why throwing used tampons on the floor and smearing shit on the walls is unacceptable. Want to guess the race? I'll give you a hint this job was in NJ.

Asians?

 

[DMAN]

I love listening to other people's arguments. Recently at work, an argument broke out between two female (of course) co-workers over the chairs and who keeps switching them out when no ones looking. Low level management actually had to come out and say "two grown ass women arguing over chairs" in front of everyone. I was cackling to myself happily through the entirety.

I don't get into arguments, if someone is acting insane i will completely no-sell their gimmick, stone faced. (tar faced)

 

[guest]

When I go on walks, I love hearing arguments in people's houses and just sitting on the curb eavesdropping.