More Pat kitchen failures

[Udders]

I'm sure this has been posted before but seeing it in the KF thread pissed me off all over again.

This dunderhead has no idea what hes doing in the kitchen (or anywhere else), thats the most awful cast iron pan I've ever seen. Unseasoned, with crusted on food and possibly rust. That pan looks like it was put away dry, unseasoned, and unwashed. Giving him the benefit of the doubt, if he'd made his fourteen pancakes before the bacon, why was the pan wiped dry of any fat? It should still be shiny if you just used it.

I'm triggered, yes, because I love my cast iron pan and take care of it quite well. It has a shiny black seasoning as it should. This looks like Pat found it at a yard sale just outside Portage, or dug it out from an attic, and immediately used it.

Why is there a coffee/tea on the stove?

And lastly, what faggot only eats two slices of bacon?

 

[guest]

Wouldnt it be funnier to write "this morning calls for eggs". Maybe make a joke about how theyre feritilized/have baby chickens inside but youre killing them anyway. Just riffing here. Im a civilian.

Seems funnier then "this morning calls for bacon". Like whats the joke? Who cares?

Who eats 2 thin strips of bacon to celebrate something? I feel like im losing my mind here.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

 

[Brooke Shields]

Surprised you didn't get into the cannibalism aspect of this

 

[CompoundBasement]

Yes, what he's done to that poor cast iron skillet is criminal. The cast iron inside the once-used tagine is probably rusted to shit as well. Not much you can expect from someone with a poverty stove that's one step above an EZ Bake Oven, and who eats most of his slop at local bars.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

He's so bad at cooking, it's unbelievable.

Pistachios and grilled cheese? A fat cinnamon stick on stir fry? Raw spinach and peanut butter? Seriously what the fuck is wrong with him?

 

[goo gobbler]

i kind of don't care about abortion at all but being so flippant about it and taking pride in how you make believe helped push it along seems gross

like those shout your abortions bitches. if you do it you should probably keep it yourself and feel at least a little ashamed about murdering your baby

so i helped push legislation in your country to murder your third world brown baby by tweeting and cooking bacon from my fart couch

GO

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Nice triglyceride breakfast for the high BP middle aged fat man

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

He's so bad at cooking, it's unbelievable.

Pistachios and grilled cheese? A fat cinnamon stick on stir fry? Raw spinach and peanut butter? Seriously what the fuck is wrong with him?

He did beef wellington and chopped wasabi almonds... Patty cooks like Nana does a show.

 

[Honey Badger]

You would not believe how many breakfast photos this asshole has where he doesn’t finish spreading his butter, jelly, PB on the toast. It’s like he’s doing it intentionally to fuck with me

 

[CompoundBasement]

You would not believe how many breakfast photos this asshole has where he doesn’t finish spreading his butter, jelly, PB on the toast. It’s like he’s doing it intentionally to fuck with me

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The fucking Walmart "Bimbo" brand white bread he's always eating is such a perfect answer as to why this man is a disgusting fatbody. Everything he eats looks gross and unhealthy. He doesn't even make smart choices when he eats at bars and restaurants (which are a majority of his meals).

"Should I choose this low calorie, high protein meal? Nah, I'll take this 2,500 calorie pile of refined sugar, seed oils, and carbohydrates because I've earned it."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The fucking Walmart "Bimbo" brand white bread he's always eating is such a perfect answer as to why this man is a disgusting fatbody. Everything he eats looks gross and unhealthy. He doesn't even make smart choices when he eats at bars and restaurants (which are a majority of his meals).

"Should I choose this low calorie, high protein meal? Nah, I'll take this 2,500 calorie pile of refined sugar, seed oils, and carbohydrates because I've earned it."

 

[CompoundBasement]

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Barely any greens, apples (sugar), lots of onions (turn to sugar), excessive amounts of fatty, high calorie cheese, chicken which is overcooked and definitely covered in a ton of salt, and corn syrupy dressing.

FAT.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

You would not believe how many breakfast photos this asshole has where he doesn’t finish spreading his butter, jelly, PB on the toast. It’s like he’s doing it intentionally to fuck with me

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I will never understand how this incompetent pig can even fuck up bacon and eggs.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The fucking Walmart "Bimbo" brand white bread he's always eating is such a perfect answer as to why this man is a disgusting fatbody. Everything he eats looks gross and unhealthy. He doesn't even make smart choices when he eats at bars and restaurants (which are a majority of his meals).

"Should I choose this low calorie, high protein meal? Nah, I'll take this 2,500 calorie pile of refined sugar, seed oils, and carbohydrates because I've earned it."

In Japanese bimbo means "poor." It's such a perfect bread choice for Fatty.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

In Japanese bimbo means "poor." It's such a perfect bread choice for Fatty.

 

[RickReternal]

i kind of don't care about abortion at all but being so flippant about it and taking pride in how you make believe helped push it along seems gross

like those shout your abortions bitches. if you do it you should probably keep it yourself and feel at least a little ashamed about murdering your baby

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so i helped push legislation in your country to murder your third world brown baby by tweeting and cooking bacon from my fart couch

GO

Mostly white babies in Argentina for the record. They did something or other and got rid of the Indians in Argentina a while back.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

You would not believe how many breakfast photos this asshole has where he doesn’t finish spreading his butter, jelly, PB on the toast. It’s like he’s doing it intentionally to fuck with me

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Those eggs are guaranteed rubbery and taste burnt.

 

[SFWA liaison]

he better stick to cleaning lady duties

 

[Chive Turkey]

I want to say that's rust but he's such a slob that it's probably encrusted remnants of other trash he's cooked before and didn't bother to rinse off. And either his camera is really shit or it looks like there's a congealed ring of grease along the base of the pan from the last time cooking too. Fucking disgusting.