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He gets it delivered
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He gets it delivered
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Broken clock...but that is a pathetic trunk for a "truck"
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He has a hard on for anything Elon related today
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He's big mad because it was discovered that he has a blue check
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Fatty has no room for top soil, his trunk is full of unsold books.
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Can someone break this down for me? I can’t follow the reasoning.
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This.
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Elon bought Twitter, fired the trannies running it and added community notes to tweets so Pat can't larp as (insert hero archetype) anymore. Also Twitter plebs are limited ( I think) to how much they can say. Pat can't have that, the world must know every moment of Pat's life, so he bought a blue check and his it so he can continue to hate on Elon without looking like a hypocrite
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6x4 cargo bed isn’t huge but it’s a hell of a lot bigger than a mustangs trunk fat boy.
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Shorter than a sheet of plywood was a bold choice
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Abandoning your child is one thing. If you're a genuinely terrible person as he is, it's nothing. You can compartmentalize that.
But how do you keep up the alpha male know-it-all persona when you fuck up the retirement plans of your mother in law because you can't come up with 80k at 40 years old? And it's 80k for the most embarrassing shit you can imagine. It's not even really for legal fees, it's bc you thought you could bypass a court order with "lol not paying"
Monday: Lynne child I know we don't know each other very well, and I want you to know that I absolutely do not love your daughter. I love my first wife, as you can see by my public lamenting of our failed relationship on twitter.com. Anyway, I need $85,000 please. Yes Lynne child, I know that I'm 40 years old. What's your point?"
Tuesday: *Takes Elon Musk to task for sloppy business practices*
Not an original observation. But the cognitive dissonance...it really is incredible.
But how do you keep up the alpha male know-it-all persona when you fuck up the retirement plans of your mother in law because you can't come up with 80k at 40 years old? And it's 80k for the most embarrassing shit you can imagine. It's not even really for legal fees, it's bc you thought you could bypass a court order with "lol not paying"
Monday: Lynne child I know we don't know each other very well, and I want you to know that I absolutely do not love your daughter. I love my first wife, as you can see by my public lamenting of our failed relationship on twitter.com. Anyway, I need $85,000 please. Yes Lynne child, I know that I'm 40 years old. What's your point?"
Tuesday: *Takes Elon Musk to task for sloppy business practices*
Not an original observation. But the cognitive dissonance...it really is incredible.
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They're both faggots.
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Is that supposed to be satire? You could fit that in any car. Its exactly the kind of post Patrick would write trying to brag about some mundane task like it's impressive.
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Nikki's thankful to have Marcus and Jerome to help her with big loads. Tsst.
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No I get why he would hide it but what’s the proof he bought it?
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Aren’t those supposed to be yellow checks though?
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A few back broke niggers working in his fields might put some lead back in his pencil.