Moo breaks silence about the cruise gig

[Torque’sHeadBump]

What “personal issues”? And Maui burning? Ok. Nobody is talking about that shit anymore, so what happened?

“Postponed until early ‘24” someone archive this so we can harass this cow when he backs out of the cruise gig next year.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

His personal issue is that his piggy bank had a heart attack.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I was looking forward to his rants about how drunk ship patrons are talking too loud, standing in the wrong spots and generally not respecting his talents while putting the cruise line on blast for a shower that doesn't fit a man of his carriage.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I was looking forward to his rants about how drunk ship patrons are talking too loud, standing in the wrong spots and generally not respecting his talents while putting the cruise line on blast for a shower that doesn't fit a man of his carriage.

Seriously, I want this cruise thing to happen so bad. He'll be whining after his second day and completely miserable by his fourth.

 

[guest]

The personal issue is that he was never hired. More of a personnel issue.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Seriously, I want this cruise thing to happen so bad. He'll be whining after his second day and completely miserable by his fourth.

The amount of braying and moaning, plus the passive aggressive boomer replies to his friends, will be a sight for sore eyes

 

[hikomow633]

His personal issue is that his piggy bank had a heart attack.

Hopefully this will cause Ant to really burn through whatever savings he has left and we'll still be here making fun of joes walker in a coupla years

 

[bantadant]

Seriously, I want this cruise thing to happen so bad. He'll be whining after his second day and completely miserable by his fourth.

Is he even gonna have wifi on the boat? I assume that's an extra fee unless he can get it COMPD

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Man, I hope he goes, I'm looking forward to this more than I was with Pat's court dates. The amount of libtard and perceived disrespect for his craft would be on another level.
Plus having to bunk with Filipinos would drive him insane

 

[Zeroman]

Plus having to bunk with Filipinos would drive him insane

Used to work at a Walmart in the Bay Area in 99-2000 and there was a fuckin gang of older Filipino women who worked there who would all take lunch at the same time and inevitably they'd all use the break room microwave to reheat their fish and stink up the employee area as if no one else was around.

The younger ones were fine as hell though.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Used to work at a Walmart in the Bay Area in 99-2000 and there was a fuckin gang of older Filipino women who worked there who would all take lunch at the same time and inevitably they'd all use the break room microwave to reheat their fish and stink up the employee area as if no one else was around.

The younger ones were fine as hell though.

Du Ma

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Seriously, I want this cruise thing to happen so bad. He'll be whining after his second day and completely miserable by his fourth.

I imagine he'd whining about his living quarters day one, I really hope it happens.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Id say Ant finally gets to mooch off Joe for once but you know Joe is going to ask him for rent. I expect Joe to show off a new gun or guitar in the next couple months.

 

[guest]

He definitely thinks “‘24” sounds edgier than simply saying “2024”. Lol @ 67yearolds stuck in perpetual adolescence.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Personal issue: apparently the cruise line insists on sleeves, deodorant, and talent.

 

[guest]

Personal issue: apparently the cruise line insists on sleeves, deodorant, and talent.

And being hired by them.

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

So...

- Colleen.
- Hello. This is Princess Cruises.
- Oh, hi. What's up?
- Maui burned down. I think you understand what that means.
- That's perfect because I'm having some personal issues and surely you know what that means.
- Early '24 ok?
- Yeah.
- See you then.

Or...

- Princess Cruises.
- Hello. This is Colleen.
- Oh, hi. What's up?
- I'm having some personal issues. I think you understand what that means.
- That's perfect because Maui burned down and we all know what that means.
- Early '24 ok?
- Yeah.
- See you then.

?

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

So...

- Colleen.
- Hello. This is Princess Cruises.
- Oh, hi. What's up?
- Maui burned down. I think you understand what that means.
- That's perfect because I'm having some personal issues and surely you know what that means.
- Early '24 ok?
- Yeah.
- See you then.

Or...

- Princess Cruises.
- Hello. This is Colleen.
- Oh, hi. What's up?
- I'm having some personal issues. I think you understand what that means.
- That's perfect because Maui burned down and we all know what that means.
- Early '24 ok?
- Yeah.
- See you then.

?

More likely:

-Mr. Cumia, this is Princess Cruises
-Oh hay! We still on for our date?
-We're breaking up with you. It's not us. It's you.
-So so so so, you don't want me to play on your cruise ship in 2023?
-Not now. Not ever.
-Well, allow me to retort. And on Twitter where everyone will see it! They're all gonna know that you're a bunch of
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