Moneymaking ideas for Patrick

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We should brainstorm for him because his own brain doesn't work properly.

My idea is this, Pat: humiliate yourself for us on Cameo or Onlyfans. Your piggy costume will be in the mail. I know you aren't going to like my idea, but I want you to seriously mull it over. You could make $24,000 in no time because there's a lot of things I would pay to make you say about yourself and others, animal sounds I would pay you to make, songs I would pay you to do the truffle shuffle to, etc. This is a great opportunity, Richard. Think about it. Make money off the trolls.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Lots of fugly bitches on OnlyFans. To wit, Bert Hatley's wife.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I would gladly pay 100$ to see him reenact Scotty J's car scene from Boogie Nights. It doesn't have to be screen accurate so he could easily do it in Quasi's Mustang.

 

[guest]

Hey Pat, I'll pay you $200 if you put on a full pig costume and eat meatloaf off the floor while oinking

 

[guest]

I would gladly pay 100$ to see him reenact Scotty J's car scene from Boogie Nights. It doesn't have to be screen accurate so he could easily do it in Quasi's Mustang.

I'd go as high as a grand to see his interpretation of Little Bill's New Year's Eve "farewell" scene from Boogie Nights.

In Minecraft.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I got 5 on it if he says Norm is funny.

15 if he also says that he is very, very fat.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Yo, I would def drop some cash for pat to humiliaTe himself.

Pat -

$250 for you to muck-bang meatloaf until we both puke. It's gotta be shirtless, tho - I need to see those titties jiggle when you start to spew.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

$4 for him to hold Niki down and brush her teeth. I’ll chip in an extra $2 if he clumsily steps on her sunglasses head while doing it.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

$1000/3min round in the squared circle

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’ll pay 1 grand for him to make a video killing himself. What? Too real?

 

[HotDogJoe]

I'll pay him $2 to crawl around his half hovel oinking in a piggy costume saying "I've been a very bad piggy. I'll never file frivolous lawsuits again" between his oinks.

I feel that's very generous.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

$1000/3min round in the squared circle

No child, I am not a hulkamaniac and no child, you are not in a state of hulkamania. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.

 

[Heyfellas]

If he could get paid per, child he’d really be laughing at the 23k

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yo, I would def drop some cash for pat to humiliaTe himself.

Pat -

$250 for you to muck-bang meatloaf until we both puke. It's gotta be shirtless, tho - I need to see those titties jiggle when you start to spew.

I didn't know I did, but I really want to see that too. I'll go halvsies with you. I bet Pat cries when he pukes like a girl.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Take him to county fairs for "catch the greased pig man" and win 1k carney scam, sell tickets for twenty bucks a chance

 

[Username]

Cooking tutorials on YouTube.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Cooking tutorials on YouTube.

This one's on the house, sport.

 

[guest]

I'll send him $5 for every legitimate job application he fills out. He has to post the rejection letters to get the $5.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Patrick, i know youre reading this you disgusting fat pig, you know how much money you could make if you drove quasi's sTang to martin luther king blvd in mke and picked up two homeboys to unironically spitroast and fart in nikis putrid cunt?

Im not even kidding, along with you jerking off your thimble in the background, you would have $10k easily here overnight

 

[guest]

I'd pay him $1000 to let me shit on his face.