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Missy Muscles
Guess she’s hoping to earn some superchat cash from Jewli in case Nana bites the dust.
Guess she’s hoping to earn some superchat cash from Jewli in case Nana bites the dust.
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Technically she's now Anthony Cumia's beard and nurse/carer.Is she funny or something? Imagine your claim to fame being “Anthony cumias beard”
Is she funny or something? Imagine your claim to fame being “Anthony cumias beard”
she talks and talks without saying anything
bunch of horny old heebs
crazy cunt. just crazy enough to drop some rat poison in nana's budlight and become ms. owen
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she talks and talks without saying anything
bunch of horny old heebs
crazy cunt. just crazy enough to drop some rat poison in nana's budlight and become ms. owen
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Jill at least had a functional adult life. Stetten basically claimed she was groomed at 30 and Dani was probably just super fucked up the whole time. I’m glad she got away from Count Wopula’s clutches.For those who don't know, Missy is the "Catshit Crazy" girlfriend. She bought the same bengal cat as Anthony and got his attention by posting pictures of it to Anthony while he was still fucking the high school kid. He cheated on the high school kid with Missy and then she became his new whore. Eventually, he cheated on Missy with Dani Brand and when Missy found out she burglarized his McMansion, trashed it, cut up Dani's clothes, stuck Dani's keys and earbuds in catshit, then went on a spending spree with Anthony's credit card. She also live tweeted most of it.
Anthony had her arrested and that was the end of Missy for a while until he got arrested for assaulting Dani Brand. After that he took Missy back and she's been his live-in prostitute ever since.
She's an unfunny grifter, criminal, and mentally ill loser. She and Anthony deserve each other.
True, the local TV traffic girl was the only somewhat normal and functional adult out of all of them. The high school kid had shitty parents. Dad was too busy being one of Bill Clinton's fixers to be a decent parent, or human. Stetten just wanted to be famous and was a pilled-out starfucker. Missy also wants to be a celebrity, but GLOMMED on to Anthony this long because she's not attractive enough or charismatic enough to make fame happen beyond being attached to Anthony and his connections, and she's undoubtedly in his will now as well as getting a large allowance to be his full-time "companion".Jill at least had a functional adult life. Stetten basically claimed she was groomed at 30 and Dani was probably just super fucked up the whole time. I’m glad she got away from Count Wopula’s clutches.
Missy has a good 8 inches on @BenDovidwho would have won the inevitable showdown between Missy and Danny for Nana's love/money?
For those who don't know, Missy is the "Catshit Crazy" girlfriend. She bought the same bengal cat as Anthony and got his attention by posting pictures of it to Anthony while he was still fucking the high school kid. He cheated on the high school kid with Missy and then she became his new whore. Eventually, he cheated on Missy with Dani Brand and when Missy found out she burglarized his McMansion, trashed it, cut up Dani's clothes, stuck Dani's keys and earbuds in catshit, then went on a spending spree with Anthony's credit card. She also live tweeted most of it.
Anthony had her arrested and that was the end of Missy for a while until he got arrested for assaulting Dani Brand. After that he took Missy back and she's been his live-in prostitute ever since.
She's an unfunny grifter, criminal, and mentally ill loser. She and Anthony deserve each other.
She's also taller.Missy has a good 8 inches on @BenDovid
Anthony is such a fucking coward. Holy shitFor those who don't know, Missy is the "Catshit Crazy" girlfriend. She bought the same bengal cat as Anthony and got his attention by posting pictures of it to Anthony while he was still fucking the high school kid. He cheated on the high school kid with Missy and then she became his new whore. Eventually, he cheated on Missy with Dani Brand and when Missy found out she burglarized his McMansion, trashed it, cut up Dani's clothes, stuck Dani's keys and earbuds in catshit, then went on a spending spree with Anthony's credit card. She also live tweeted most of it.
Anthony had her arrested and that was the end of Missy for a while until he got arrested for assaulting Dani Brand. After that he took Missy back and she's been his live-in prostitute ever since.
She's an unfunny grifter, criminal, and mentally ill loser. She and Anthony deserve each other.
The crazier they are, the better in bed they are. They fuck like their pussy is on fire and only your dick can stop it. It's pure animal desire!Anthony is such a fucking coward. Holy shit
Thats dumb, its hotter if theyre being fucked, not fucking youThe crazier they are, the better in bed they are. They fuck like their pussy is on fire and only your dick can stop it. It's pure animal desire!
I went out with this crazy girl for a while, one day we went to a hotel, we fucked on the bed, then in the jacuzzi where she was on top and riding me with intent, slowly, eye to eye. After that we went to the shower and, I already came twice by that point, she goes and says: "- I want you to fuck me in the ass!"
Ok, here's the crazy part, after all that, we were driving back and I was talking about us in the hotel and she goes: "- Stop the car, you've made horny again, fuck me now!"
The same girl, one time we went to pick her female cousin at work and while we were waiting in the car, she unzipped my pants, pulled my dick out and started sucking. After that we went to a bar where she kissed her cousin in the mouth in front of everyone and then she gave me a look of "- We both know where my mouth was minutes ago!"
It was with this girl that I've learned that going raw is a big turn on to women, it isn't simply the fact of stopping the flow to put a condom on, is more about the whole meaning behind it.
Judging by what we know about Missy, she must be very physical in bed, apart from being crazy.
Bottom line is, you don't fuck a crazy girl, SHE fucks you! I remember this amateur porn video that shows exactly what I mean by that, depending on the feedback, I might even post a link later.
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