Missy Muscles & Astro Turf on the Garage Walls... What's the Deal?

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

For months, I've been contemplating why Missy Muscles has Astro Turf glued to the inside garage wall in Nana's shack. Any ideas?

 

[FingerofGod]

Sick of this dyke.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

She thinks she is a fitness influencer

 

[quasi101]

its some cross fit nonsense probably.

 

[CompoundBasement]

She wants to be an "influencer", but no one is interested in a butterfaced, manbodied, live-in prostitute of a washed-up shock jock.

She needs to stay online, annoying, and attached to Anthony's mentions or else he'll be able to groom another loser like her to take her place.

 

[Ladynyahh]

When did "IYKYK" become a thing and why do all of these faggots use it

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

When did "IYKYK" become a thing and why do all of these faggots use it

What is it, a soccer ball?

 

[BatarianGuard]

It's a makeshift ghillie suit. She uses it to hide out in the backyard when The Count has had some wine & on a losing streak in CoD.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It's dumb instagram whore shit. She's missing the inspirational quote in LED letters on the fake greenery though

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It's dumb instagram whore shit. She's missing the inspirational quote in LED letters on the fake greenery though

This dumb shit

 

[RoTheHo69]

Nice karaoke stupid cunt.

 

[PFGTard]

She thinks she has an audience/presence in online fitness. What the fuck is the thing on the bottom left?

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

Missy pre-transitioning:

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Still better body than Nana

 

[LingerLonger]

She wants to be an "influencer".

This is insanely common amongst social media losers. The 'fake it until you make it' approach. Where you use branded items in plain view and hold them up to the camera even though you are not sponsored. To show how professional you are and maybe get someone to finally sponsor your videos or photos.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

She wants to be an "influencer", but no one is interested in a butterfaced, manbodied, live-in prostitute of a washed-up shock jock.

She needs to stay online, annoying, and attached to Anthony's mentions or else he'll be able to groom another loser like her to take her place.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

WOW! Carmaxlla has way more than Nana!