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Anthony's Lime Rickey

Anthony Cumia is a Pedophile
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So whose gonna be the bottom Nick or Nana?
 

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BenDovid

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What happened to the second building which was going to be for a studio?

He's too lazy, stupid or both to hang a frame. $2,000 poster in a $1,500 frame just leaning against the wall on the floor of his fancy dining room studio.

There's this old WNEW bit making fun of Earl because it took him all day to hang a few pictures at the studio. Anthony has been living there over a year and I'd bet that frame has been leaning like that since the day it entered the house.
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
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He’s been there about a year now, right? I’m sure that Jaws poster will hang itself eventually. And I hope its owner does too.:colin_sm:
I think Jaws is a great movie, but what is the Cumia fixation? Goodfellas amd Sopranos I understand because he thinks there is some cultural connection (lmao) and he thinks it's masculine to like.

What about Jaws, though, exactly resonates so strongly with Cumia?
 

BenDovid

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What about Jaws, though, exactly resonates so strongly with Cumia?

The time period. Jaws came out when he was a teenager. Alien as well. People tend to hang on to things from their formative years and he's no different, but I don't think I need to remind you that the Cumia bag is full of ancient references. Next time you hear a Honeymooners reference, that's a 70 year old show.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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The time period. Jaws came out when he was a teenager. Alien as well. People tend to hang on to things from their formative years and he's no different, but I don't think I need to remind you that the Cumia bag is full of ancient references. Next time you hear a Honeymooners reference, that's a 70 year old show.
The Dick Van Dyke show references and tripping over the ottoman are hilarious, too, because that's old even for Anthony. That show's last season was 1966, when he was five years old.

That would be like a 39 year old today constantly making references to Tom Selleck's Magnum PI or Don Johnson's Miami Vice as a cultural touchpoint.

HA HA HOLE EE SHIT
 
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Stent

🙏 the reason for the season 🙏
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He's too lazy, stupid or both to hang a frame. $2,000 poster in a $1,500 frame just leaning against the wall on the floor of his fancy dining room studio.

There's this old WNEW bit making fun of Earl because it took him all day to hang a few pictures at the studio. Anthony has been living there over a year and I'd bet that frame has been leaning like that since the day it entered the house.
I would assume he's basically living out of only a couple of rooms just like in the mcmansion. That gaming pc permanently on the lounge coffee table will now be in the same place in the new house. I think he was truly happiest in that tiny apartment living like a rat.
 

Jen_Tomlinson

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I would assume he's basically living out of only a couple of rooms just like in the mcmansion. That gaming pc permanently on the lounge coffee table will now be in the same place in the new house. I think he was truly happiest in that tiny apartment living like a rat.
Probably the happiest he has been playing vidya with his overturned couch in the back ground.
 
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The Dick Van Dyke show references and tripping over the ottoman are hilarious, too, because that's old even for Anthony. That show's last season was 1966, when he was five years old.

That would be like a 39 year old today constantly making references to Tom Selleck's Magnum PI or Don Johnson's Miami Vice as a cultural touchpoint.

HA HA HOLE EE SHIT
I'm 56. DVD was in syndication in the 70s M-F on a local UHF station. That's how Nana watched it.
 
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