MISSING: Joseph Cumia’s dignity

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Advertising his fruit stand gig on Instagram like a REAL rock star:

Also his bio cracks me up. What fucking music does this nigger think he’s directing?!

He’s too ashamed of Carol to put more than 25% of her withered face in the shot. Those claw clips she wears in her hair are so embarrassing. When you’re pushing 70 and wear little girl hair accessories, they just highlight how fucking old you are, Carolunatic. Cut your hair short and get a perm like all the other hags your age.

 

[guest]

Bruised fruit - COMP’D

 

[Princess Alena 2]

The Cumios have never had any dignity. You can’t lose something you’ve never had.

 

[BenDovid]

Just reach out to the venues and show them his recent "oooh oooh ahh ahhh" posts. The only thing more embarrassing than playing a fruit stand / garden center is losing your fruit stand / garden center gig.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Bruised fruit - COMP’D

I just made a reference in another thread about him getting all the wormy apples he can eat — COMP’D. I didn’t see yours until now and it’s funnier.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Just reach out to the venues and show them his recent "oooh oooh ahh ahhh" posts. The only thing more embarrassing than playing a fruit stand / garden center is losing your fruit stand / garden center gig.

He doesn’t realize that the only offensive thing about those tweets is how unfunny they are. Racism can be hilarious. There’s so much material to work with! That’s the best he can do?

Joe probably thinks we believe he’s a has-been, but I’d like to assure him that is not true. He’s a never-was who hasn’t gotten the memo yet.

 

[guest]

Joe thinks that getting a job in a gas station/ Walmart or other job someone with his c.v qualifies for would be more embarrassing than this. But it would be far, far more respectable.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Advertising his fruit stand gig on Instagram like a REAL rock star:

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Also his bio cracks me up. What fucking music does this nigger think he’s directing?!

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He’s too ashamed of Carol to put more than 25% of her withered face in the shot. Those claw clips she wears in her hair are so embarrassing. When you’re pushing 70 and wear little girl hair accessories, they just highlight how fucking old you are, Carolunatic. Cut your hair short and get a perm like all the other hags your age.

Perm you say? Insert marion.jpg

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Joe thinks that getting a job in a gas station/ Walmart or other job someone with his c.v qualifies for would be more embarrassing than this. But it would be far, far more respectable.

Cleaning the floors and walls in Times Square peep show booths with his fat tongue would be more respectable. But he’d probably bump into his brother too often.

 

[guest]

But he’d probably bump into his brother too often.

Only if he was working in a homo show

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Just reach out to the venues and show them his recent "oooh oooh ahh ahhh" posts. The only thing more embarrassing than playing a fruit stand / garden center is losing your fruit stand / garden center gig.

You all ever talk about how embarrassing of a faggot he was in the backroom?

 

[Not bad]

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Only if he was working in a homo show

I assumed we all assumed that. When he wants to fuck minor Sue Lightnings he heads to the West Village.

 

[aRTie02150]

Bruised fruit - COMP’D

Apples. RED.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Apples. RED.

Joe probably eats Red Delicious apples — the ones so inaccurately named that they’re being phased out of existence. He probably took this gig in exchange for a few crates of old stock they need to clear for better varieties.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

What can one have go missing that one never had in the first place?

 

[Turk February]

Remember the courage he was showing just 3 or 4 years ago, singing praise of his brother outside of what he felt was a smear campaign protest?

...while Master Po taught Erock to dance